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PostPosted: 13:32 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
You are as subtle as a hippo with a hard on my dear.

It makes me proud to know that you value me.

https://i.g
She looks happy, anyway.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Trucks don't stop at the line and wait.

They leave rolling room and slowly creep until maybe the lights change.

Rightly or wrongly that's what they do. Don't go into that gap.

Rolling Eyes

FTFY. Just in case anyone needs a reminder of the appalling driving standards of truckers: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-merseyside-42693765/hgv-driver-ploughed-on-to-wrong-side-of-m62-after-falling-asleep

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PostPosted: 18:10 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is hippo shlong considered SFW?
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes I'll delete then Rolling Eyes

Ed. Ok hippo jigi jig pic broken.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Despined_By_Ex wrote:
i chinned the cunt

https://i.imgur.com/NTZ2gq5.png


Great minds Roger Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
Is hippo shlong considered SFW?


If you're a vet or zookeeper then it's just bidness.
If you're a male stripper then it's an aspiration.
If you're a vicar then it's just a warm up.
If you're me, then you zip it back up before your colleagues get jelly again.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
Is hippo shlong considered SFW?

I think animal dongs are ok, cos natural, while human penis' are obviously abhorrent.
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
duhawkz wrote:
Is hippo shlong considered SFW?

I like animal dongs ok, cos human penis' are abhorrent.


Quoted for future ammo Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean I can put it back again?
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PostPosted: 02:01 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go on. As a sign of my faith here's a police horse trying to mount Paddy cop: https://youtu.be/-RAVyfpeYG8 Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Does that mean I can put it back again?
Laughing


Yes, my previous comment wasn't intended to be taken seriously.

Unleash the the hippo wang
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
duhawkz wrote:
Is hippo shlong considered SFW?

I think animal dongs are ok, cos natural, while human penis' are obviously abhorrent.


Weird isn't it.

I mean, if a dog gets a hard on and tries to hump a girl, she laughs. If I do it, she doesn't Thinking
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I mean, if a dog gets a hard on and tries to hump a girl, she laughs. If I do it, she doesn't Thinking

Idea Have you tried...

https://i.imgur.com/wBehf2t.png
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Does that mean I can put it back again?
Laughing

Wait, what? Shocked

Oh, you're talking about your hippo photo, aren't you
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I mean, if a dog gets a hard on and tries to hump a girl, she laughs. If I do it, she doesn't Thinking


We've heard they laugh at you as well! Wink
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:


Steady on now! There are limits!

As I pointed out to my brother when a fully rigged out furry turned up at his veterinary practices open day taking photos (I was on the gate). There is only one important question when checking if this is a harmelss cosplayer or a pervert who needs ejecting from the premesis. That being: "How is the tail attached?". I'd better see safety pins.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeek!
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I mean, if a dog gets a hard on and tries to hump a girl, she laughs. If I do it, she doesn't Thinking

Idea Have you tried...

https://i.imgur.com/wBehf2t.png


Hmm. But when I tried that it didn't turn out too well.....

https://s5.postimg.org/mex9j756f/599698_4156774596090_2018374274_n.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Hmm. But when I tried that it didn't turn out too well.....

https://s5.postimg.org/mex9j756f/599698_4156774596090_2018374274_n.jpg

What did they do you for? Ursine around?
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Go on. As a sign of my faith here's a police horse trying to mount Paddy cop: https://youtu.be/-RAVyfpeYG8 Laughing


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PostPosted: 22:24 - 17 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
M.C wrote:

I think animal dongs are ok, cos natural, while human penis' are obviously abhorrent.


Weird isn't it.

I mean, if a dog gets a hard on and tries to hump a girl, she laughs. If I do it, she doesn't Thinking

If a dog gets a boner whilst playing with a child in a family film... they leave it in: https://youtu.be/Tlud-cmA_hg?t=36s Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:22 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:


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PostPosted: 12:07 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
If a dog gets a boner whilst playing with a child in a family film... they leave it in: https://youtu.be/Tlud-cmA_hg?t=36s Very Happy

Cute little puppy boners don't count...
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take it that, as you can ride a bike without a million pounds of assistance, that you've recovered from your quadrospazzing?

I hope you've advised both parties in you compensation claim about the change in your condition?
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Trucks don't stop at the line and wait.

They leave rolling room and slowly creep until maybe the lights change.

Rightly or wrongly that's what they do. Don't go into that gap.

Rolling Eyes

FTFY. Just in case anyone needs a reminder of the appalling driving standards of truckers: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-merseyside-42693765/hgv-driver-ploughed-on-to-wrong-side-of-m62-after-falling-asleep

Might is right... right?


Scary that.

Barrier puts up a token effort, but thats about it.

The continuing on bit boggles the mind.
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