Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 328, 329, 330 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Rogerborg
nimbA



Joined: 26 Oct 2010
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:00 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
Apart from when I lived on Jupiter winds used to batter my ship in excess of 6000mph.

Still a better love story than your sexual conquests.
____________________
Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

chickenstrip
Super Spammer



Joined: 06 Dec 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:17 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
M.C wrote:
F'ing wind keeping me awake Rolling Eyes

I find listening to the wind relaxing.


Agree. And rain too.

Bodyguard wrote:
Apart from when I lived on Jupiter winds used to batter my ship in excess of 6000mph.


Are you actually in an asylum now? If not, have you considered it might be for the best? Y'see, the highest known wind speed on Jupiter was recorded in the red spot storm at 384mph Wink Blew my house down, and I can't rebuild it cos the storm's still going. Hasn't blown me off my bike yet though.
____________________
Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

LustyLew
World Chat Champion



Joined: 19 Apr 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 13:41 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Left a glove on the bench at my local station. Was having a bit of a shit morning and had to faff with trains.

Saw it sat there as the station pulled out of the platform.

Called customer services to ask if they could contact the ticket office to retrieve said glove and I'd pick up tomorrow morning.
Oh no! "We cant call the ticket office. Have to keep lines clear for medical emergencies" Seriously?! It'd take 20 seconds!
Their twitter monkies were as useless, "fill in this form and we'll get back to you in 14 days... IF we find it."

This is why people feel so ripped off about train fares.

You ask someone to for help and you get the "computer says no" mentality! And don't get me started on the dumb fucks in the ticket office. Open for two hours a day then when you have a query more advanced than "a ticket to X, please" they fall to pieces because of piss poor training. No wonder people feel fucked at every turn on public transport!

Boils my fucking piss!

CUNTS!
____________________
Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls Wink
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Tracey Suntan-King
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Nov 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:25 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

LustyLew wrote:
Left a glove on the bench at my local station.........


I'm not sure you're serious. You left a glove at the station on a day when the railways are waking up to the aftermath of widespread terrible weather and dealing with attendant damage and delays. Yet you expect them to respond immediately to retrieve your lost glove.

What is so special about the glove? Valuable, made out of the skin of an endangered species? Valuable, embroidered with gold thread? Or do,you have unusually small/shaped hands (Trump?) and find it hard to get gloves to fit. 6 fingers?

In all likelihood it'll either have been handed in or put in a bin by now.

I see a need for perspective here, it can't be hard or expensive to replace a pair of gloves.

If you don't get it back, put an advert on Gumtree for the remaining one, you never know, a one-handed person may need just the one glove. I'll ask around for you Wink
____________________
Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

pepperami
Super Spammer



Joined: 17 Jan 2010
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:59 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
you never know, a one-handed person may need just the one glove. I'll ask around for you Wink


? How does a one handed person put a glove on Eh?
____________________
I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

grr666
Super Spammer



Joined: 16 Jun 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:51 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same way they clap...
____________________
Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off. Thumbs Up
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Tracey Suntan-King
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Nov 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:53 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
you never know, a one-handed person may need just the one glove. I'll ask around for you Wink


? How does a one handed person put a glove on Eh?


Trousers down, grip empty glove between thighs, the hairier the better to hold it in place (scientifically known as the Velcro effect)then shove hand into glove.

That'd work?
____________________
Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Howling Terror
Super Spammer



Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:07 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Royal parasitic family.
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:18 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
The Royal parasitic family.


If I was a Royal I'd have gone through more wives than Henry VIII.

I'm bored with this one, off with her head. Thumbs Up

Beats the shit out of divorce payments.
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Skudd
Super Spammer



Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:42 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being told of but then being told I'm not being told off even though it feels like it.
____________________
Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

thx1138
World Chat Champion



Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:09 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

LustyLew wrote:
Left a glove on the bench at my local station. Was having a bit of a shit morning and had to faff with trains.

Saw it sat there as the station pulled out of the platform.

Called customer services to ask if they could contact the ticket office to retrieve said glove and I'd pick up tomorrow morning.
Oh no! "We cant call the ticket office. Have to keep lines clear for medical emergencies" Seriously?! It'd take 20 seconds!
Their twitter monkies were as useless, "fill in this form and we'll get back to you in 14 days... IF we find it."

This is why people feel so ripped off about train fares.

You ask someone to for help and you get the "computer says no" mentality! And don't get me started on the dumb fucks in the ticket office. Open for two hours a day then when you have a query more advanced than "a ticket to X, please" they fall to pieces because of piss poor training. No wonder people feel fucked at every turn on public transport!

Boils my fucking piss!

CUNTS!


You want to really escalate your complaint, go all the way with it, show them you are not to be trifled with.

Go on, throw down the gauntlet.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

thx1138
World Chat Champion



Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:10 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Being told of but then being told I'm not being told off even though it feels like it.


Is that a gear grind, or a cryptic crossword clue?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Skudd
Super Spammer



Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:12 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Being told off but then being told I'm not being told off even though it feels like it.


Is that a gear grind, or a cryptic crossword clue?


Women's logic Crying or Very sad
____________________
Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:55 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
thx1138 wrote:


Is that a gear grind, or a cryptic crossword clue?


Women's logic Crying or Very sad


See, if you were a Royal she'd be turnipless in a jiffy and you could get one that doesn't play mind games with you.










If they actually exist.
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Dave70
World Chat Champion



Joined: 21 Jan 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:50 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women and I sure as hell don't want to marry anyone. Brick Wall

https://preview.ibb.co/g2HtBm/Screenshot_2018_01_18_21_44_07.png
____________________
There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.

2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Nobby the Bastard
Harley Gaydar



Joined: 16 Aug 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:50 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women and I sure as hell don't want to marry anyone. Brick Wall

https://preview.ibb.co/g2HtBm/Screenshot_2018_01_18_21_44_07.png


If you play your cards right, you can have 72 virgin ones...


(Disclaimer: The fact that they asre still virgins has nothing to do with the fact that donkeys generally have a prettier face and better tits....)
____________________
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

recman
World Chat Champion



Joined: 26 Mar 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:27 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women


Single female lawyers on the other hand...

Roger will empathise.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:23 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women and I sure as hell don't want to marry anyone. Brick Wall

https://preview.ibb.co/g2HtBm/Screenshot_2018_01_18_21_44_07.png


I've had them, and Russians, and older ladies. I'm now on Asian Beauties. Confused

Is google just posting these up because bikers are meant to be dirty little bastards who will shag anything?
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

P.
Red Rocket



Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:26 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women and I sure as hell don't want to marry anyone. Brick Wall

https://preview.ibb.co/g2HtBm/Screenshot_2018_01_18_21_44_07.png


Light mode at the bottom, ad block on browser, jobs a goodun.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Rogerborg
nimbA



Joined: 26 Oct 2010
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:31 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Roger will empathise.

In an infinite multiverse, anything is possible.


Golf-clap to South Lanarkshire Council who have kept the schools (but not the roads) open all week through snowmageddon, kept them open this morning, but have just Tweeterd that they're closing every single one "at lunchtime" - just as a nice thaw sets in.

In a twist of public sector genius, they've apparently not bothered telling the schools that they're meant to be shutting.
____________________
Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Hawkeye1250FA
World Chat Champion



Joined: 14 Oct 2016
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:58 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tailgaters (in general)

It even more so when it's icy and I'm on the bike. Just fuck off back a bit and let me concentrate on not being potato. Ffs.

I pulled over in the end and let them drive past - only to (as I knew I would ) filter past them 3 miles up the road at the lights!

Bunch of car driving pricks.
____________________
1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 13:32 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Is google just posting these up because men are meant to be dirty little bastards who will shag anything?

FTFY. I get the MILFS and Russian mail-order brides, but Muslim women? Have they seen the politics section? Very Happy
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
AldridgePrior This post is not being displayed because the poster is banned. Unhide this post / all posts.

Nobby the Bastard
Harley Gaydar



Joined: 16 Aug 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:50 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fat lady has sung, I've been convicted of speeding (95 in a 50) I'm definitely going to be banned. Why do I heave to wait another two months to find out how long for?

It'll be back into good weather by the end of May.. It's not like I didn't cough for it 2 months ago.

By the time I'm up in front of the beak the government will have increased the fine calculation again....
____________________
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

dodgydog
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Sep 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:57 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Non paying customer. All was well when he was battering me with texts before Christmas about when I could start the job, (outside patio pointing job, so needed it to be dry). He was also delighted with the quote I gave him, and when it was finished said he was really happy with the job, and also with the fact that it was £50 less than I quoted. (I'm a fair man).
Now he's not answering my calls or replying to texts either.

Might be going down with the Stihl saw soon, see how happy the cunt is then.
____________________
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 6 years, 70 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 328, 329, 330 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
Page 329 of 698

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.49 Sec - Server Load: 0.04 - MySQL Queries: 17 - Page Size: 144.19 Kb