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Bodyguard wrote: | M.C wrote: | F'ing wind keeping me awake |
I find listening to the wind relaxing. |
Agree. And rain too.
Bodyguard wrote: | Apart from when I lived on Jupiter winds used to batter my ship in excess of 6000mph. |
Are you actually in an asylum now? If not, have you considered it might be for the best? Y'see, the highest known wind speed on Jupiter was recorded in the red spot storm at 384mph Blew my house down, and I can't rebuild it cos the storm's still going. Hasn't blown me off my bike yet though. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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LustyLew World Chat Champion
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Left a glove on the bench at my local station. Was having a bit of a shit morning and had to faff with trains.
Saw it sat there as the station pulled out of the platform.
Called customer services to ask if they could contact the ticket office to retrieve said glove and I'd pick up tomorrow morning.
Oh no! "We cant call the ticket office. Have to keep lines clear for medical emergencies" Seriously?! It'd take 20 seconds!
Their twitter monkies were as useless, "fill in this form and we'll get back to you in 14 days... IF we find it."
This is why people feel so ripped off about train fares.
You ask someone to for help and you get the "computer says no" mentality! And don't get me started on the dumb fucks in the ticket office. Open for two hours a day then when you have a query more advanced than "a ticket to X, please" they fall to pieces because of piss poor training. No wonder people feel fucked at every turn on public transport!
Boils my fucking piss!
CUNTS! ____________________ Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls |
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Same way they clap... ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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For the eleventeenthundered time, I'm still not interested in meeting single Muslim women and I sure as hell don't want to marry anyone.
https://preview.ibb.co/g2HtBm/Screenshot_2018_01_18_21_44_07.png ____________________ There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.
2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f. |
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If you play your cards right, you can have 72 virgin ones...
(Disclaimer: The fact that they asre still virgins has nothing to do with the fact that donkeys generally have a prettier face and better tits....) ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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I've had them, and Russians, and older ladies. I'm now on Asian Beauties.
Is google just posting these up because bikers are meant to be dirty little bastards who will shag anything? ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Light mode at the bottom, ad block on browser, jobs a goodun. |
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recman wrote: | Roger will empathise. |
In an infinite multiverse, anything is possible.
Golf-clap to South Lanarkshire Council who have kept the schools (but not the roads) open all week through snowmageddon, kept them open this morning, but have just Tweeterd that they're closing every single one "at lunchtime" - just as a nice thaw sets in.
In a twist of public sector genius, they've apparently not bothered telling the schools that they're meant to be shutting. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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According the the weather it was to be dry today. It's pissing. Again. I was hoping for a dry commute just for a change. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 101 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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