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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: T shirt Reply with quote

Kentol750 wrote:
Wear a ducati/harley t shirt and some chaps.
You're on thin ice there buddy. My ducati meccanica beanie is not only overpriced but impractical as well.
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
We all innately know, so if you're not picking up the vibe you're not a real biker.


Wotcha.

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PostPosted: 02:03 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sport a Handle-Bar/Pancho Tash or a Goatee. And continuously smooth it down with your hand.


Hmm I just use the Goatee to help me think it's quite relaxing that is if I don't shave it off obviously then it feels really weird.
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PostPosted: 02:14 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Refers to a possible revoke of Nobby's licence.


I'm pretty sure there's no 'possible' about it. I have no go reason why they shouldn't ban me, it's just a matter of how long.
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PostPosted: 02:15 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Refers to a possible revoke of Nobby's licence.


I'm pretty sure there's no 'possible' about it. I have no go reason why they shouldn't ban me, it's just a matter of how long.


Just give them this.. you will get off easily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TT4jnnWys
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PostPosted: 06:05 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheSmiler wrote:
MCN wrote:

Sport a Handle-Bar/Pancho Tash or a Goatee. And continuously smooth it down with your hand.


Hmm I just use the Goatse to help me think it's quite relaxing that is if I don't shave it off obviously then it feels really weird.
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all in the thousand yard stare.

No, wait, that's just from reading too many Tef posts.
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 21 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hook and the eye patch. Hard to miss innit?

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PostPosted: 13:08 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I usually leave my zip partially down which shows a hint of lace.


That^^ and/or chaps. With fringes, of course.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Refers to a possible revoke of Nobby's licence.


I'm pretty sure there's no 'possible' about it. I have no go reason why they shouldn't ban me, it's just a matter of how long.


Kitten-killing thread...?
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361387989615-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

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PostPosted: 18:17 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have a heavy metal soundtrack playing constantly in the background...
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^That is factually correct and saddens me.

I mean play something funky..some soul..some pop even.

Imagine Toxic by Britney Spears or Betty-Boo 'Doin' the do' Now that is what I call subversive but Oh no...it's generic HM because rockers init.

For balance I'd like to hear ACDC played at a Scooter bash.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
but Oh no...it's generic HM because rockers init.



Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Imagine Toxic by Britney Spears

Oh, you like her big commercial stuff? I've always been more into singing Soda Pop in the shower.
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps we could have a symbol to show that we not only are we Bikers, but also members of BCF. A pictorial symbol perhaps.
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should Skudd we(You) definately should.

You lot ( I am not part of BCF as I'm above all that) need to differentiate yourselves from the other BCFs.

top searches reveal.


Boating, Camping and Fishing

Boaters' Christian Fellowship

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Balkan Communist Federation

British Cycling Federation


The above makes not a jot of sense.....My work is done. Cool
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Imagine Toxic by Britney Spears

Oh, you like her big commercial stuff? I've always been more into singing Soda Pop in the shower.


I have my guilty pleasures.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Perhaps we could have a symbol to show that we not only are we Bikers, but also members of BCF. A pictorial symbol perhaps.


Sometimes, nobcat must feel that nobody takes any notice at all Sad
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
You should Skudd we(You) definately should.

You lot ( I am not part of BCF as I'm above all that) need to differentiate yourselves from the other BCFs.

top searches reveal.


Boating, Camping and Fishing

Boaters' Christian Fellowship

British Coatings Federation

Balkan Communist Federation

British Cycling Federation


The above makes not a jot of sense.....My work is done. Cool


Ah, yes. BCFs evil twin...

https://i.imgur.com/aTtSum2.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 22 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I carry a potato wherever I go, unfortunately leathers don't often have pockets.
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 24 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypony wrote:
Most bikers are fucking dicks.


I agree with this statement.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 24 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
You should Skudd we(You) definately should.

You lot ( I am not part of BCF as I'm above all that) need to differentiate yourselves from the other BCFs.

top searches reveal.


Boating, Camping and Fishing

Boaters' Christian Fellowship

British Coatings Federation

Balkan Communist Federation

British Cycling Federation


The above makes not a jot of sense.....My work is done. Cool


Ah, yes. BCFs evil twin...

https://i.imgur.com/aTtSum2.jpg


I would like to point out that is not my boat. There is nothing Christian about what goes on on my boat except for the consumption of wine. Thumbs Up
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