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Howling Terror |
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No, it's like saying 'Thank fuck they didn't get me that time I did 170 on the M5 whilst I had 2 tabs of acid in my pocket and half an ounce of solid stuffed down the boots' .
Of course that is purely hypothetical as we all know speedometers over read.
Oh and as of a few weeks ago I became a non smoker. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
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Howling Terror |
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Posted: 19:27 - 19 Jan 2018 Post subject: |
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Your (let us presume) loving wife has sourced a motorcycle for you and your gripe is that YOU have to get it.
My heart bleeds for you.
Actually scrap that.
It's obvious your wife hates you and purposely chose a shite bike in a shite location and the complete bitch also payed for it.
I hate your wife too.
Please accept my apologies. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
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I'm kind of surprised that you don't have the whole cab bathed in UV light, if only to disinfect it.
Anyway, I thought you were a cynical money-on-the-nightstand-up-front ride now? Why so trusting? You're in London. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Yeah well, I'm a "Kick me in the head once, oh do that again and I'll see if I like it any better the next time" kind of girl.
I have an industrial-sized bottle of hand gel for disinfecting purposes ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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It doesn't hurt the second time.
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I took the £50 note in a paki shop, after I'd had dinner with the Russians (plural), and told the guy I was a taxi driver (showed him me badge) and that I was given this by a passenger, and I asked him if he had a one of them pens I could check it with (I was buying some Red Bull as well, so I wasn't takinbg the piss).
So he held it up to the light and said, Its genuine, cos you can see the £50 sign and something about the picture of the queen.
But I have a feeling in my water that's not always the best way to tell.
So I've rubbed it on a bit of white paper and a tiny bit of pink rubbed off, so I guess it must be real (that was the way I was taught to check in the knocking shop)
Once he'd handed me back the bullseye, the cheeky cunt behind the jump was trying to flirt with me, saying he'd give me a kiss for £50. Shut the fuck up mate, I can hardly understand what you're saying let alone trying to flirt with me
Jesus. You be nice to these guys, but when they see a taxi driver badge, all they see is a woman with the ability to earn her own money, ergo life on easy street. Wanker!
Still gonna get one of them pens, or maybe a portable bluelight thingie. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 145 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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