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Posted: 23:05 - 01 Feb 2018 Post subject: Pensioner ‘pushed entire arm in cows rectum and masturbated’ |
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A pensioner has been banned from every farm in Britain after he allegedly pushed his fist into a cow’s rectum and performed a sex act.
John Curno, 80, was found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency after he molested several cows on at least two occasions.
The court heard that last summer he was spotted talking to a herd of 150 cows and masturbating in fields belonging to Park Lodge Farm in Uxbridge, west London, several times.
Farmer’s wife Susan Howie said in Uxbridge Magistrates Court that she caught Curno twice with his pants and trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle, which she describes as part of her family.
Curno, who uses a walking stick, was also spotted by two sisters – from their home nearby – who reported seeing him insert his left arm up to his shoulder into the back end of a cow. He then allegedly performed a solo sex act.
https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/
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So horny. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Sounds like the cows weren't the only ones overdue a milking...
This is not rare apparently. I can remember tales of young country gentlemen looking for love amongst the herd from when I lived in Suffolk as a youth. What they used to do (according to rural legend) was take a low stool and a towel - the stool to achieve the correct angle and the towel to protect from the inevitable squirt of poo....
On a side note, apparently people in Todmorden (Lancashire, so no great surprise...) have problems sleeping due to the sound of goats. The locals shag them so often that the bleating keeps folk awake at night. This may sound far-fetched, but ring 01422 357257, ask for Environmental Health and complain about goat-shagging in Tod,and the nice Council officers will tell you all about it! ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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I can remember the story in the news years ago about the young man who was shagging a goat in a field and hadn't noticed the packed commuter train pull up behind him to wait at the signals.
Here it is. ..
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Well, you can't let a horny cow just walk pasture eh? Gotta chance your arm. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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How did he manage to keep the cow still enough for an 80 year old who needs a walking stick to do the deed? Must have been bulling or tempted with food |
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I don't understand how he managed to pull his pud with one arm in the heifer and the other holding his walking stick. Not that I want to dwell... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Good call. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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This why I come to BCF Welcome back proper BCF
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 86 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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