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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

linuxyeti wrote:
Bonnie Lad wrote:
You did this shite 'stalking' craic before - you don't have a very good grasp on the concept of stalking
It's not a craic, you really do seem to be stalking me, you actively seem to search out my posts

Paint diagram or GTFO.
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:

Paint diagram or GTFO.
The pair of you


https://media.giphy.com/media/DVq3uO1wOUaly/200.gif

Not quite paint, but ...
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that from The Critic?? I heart The Critic!
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

More semi dressed men from resident Chinese shopping cart enthusiast linyuxeti, very odd
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleeping Sleeping Sleeping Sleeping
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 02 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

2nd year in succession in the spill counter. Must try harder!

25th of June, Filtering past queuing traffic at a very sensible 'just in case' 30mph when a van pulls a U turn straight in front of me.

Damage to the bike - Bent forks, smashed nose and fairing, damaged engine casing. Basically, a dead VFR

Damage to me - A black and blue ball sack Sick

No issue with insurance, they accepted full liability within 30 minutes Thumbs Up

Just waiting on the cash offer for the now written off bike Rolling Eyes

Paint diagram attached.
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 02 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch. Hope your balls sort themselves out!

Monkeypony wrote:
Paint diagram attached.


Mad artistic skillz.
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 17 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bump. Car driver took offence to the F800 this morning and rammed into me head on. :c Swerved into my path directly in front of me and shunted head first into my bike at about 30mph, while I was doing 30mph the other way. I wasn't filtering, not speeding, he just reckons he didn't see me. Then immediately accused me of speeding until all three of the witnesses leapt to my defence. Police turned up and took statements, told me the driver will be reported for careless/inconsiderate driving.

F800GS is dead, i've broken two fingers and scraped both knees. helmet is scratched, trousers ripped, jacket surprisingly ok (thanks leathers!). My insurance company arranged a recovery vehicle to bring the bike back to my garage where it's been sitting.

Huge thanks to Tierbirdy for giving me a lift home and back to get the bike secured.

Now onto the juicy shit:

https://i.imgur.com/7fDDqhj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GLD7ZhC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1xcju0A.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/0xbJjSr.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/0IvcwkQ.jpg

Question now is (and I might make a seperate thread on this once i'm settled) how to proceed with insurance. I've tried to report the incident to my insurers but their system has been down all day so each time i've called them they've said they can't log the incident or start a claim against the driver rolling. I have the other vehicle's insurance details but i've no idea what i'm supposed to do from here...?

Oh and the black and blue balls thing is no lie, I actually think I might be a girl now. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 17 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, MSpaint diagram.

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PostPosted: 17:36 - 17 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch! The balls will get better. Eventually!

Contact his insurance company directly to make the claim. It's the quickest, easiest way to things sorted.

You're going to want to lawyer up for broken bones though. Compo is due.

Just report the incident to your insurers when you can.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 18 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone on BCF's been riding very carefully this year it seems - here's my contribution to this thread: what's this, about Spill #5 so far for 2018?

So. At the weekend I was riding my BMW R1200RS through some mountains in south-east France. No traffic, great roads, dry, perfect visibility - looked pretty much as it did in the StreetView screenshot below, actually. I'd been through lots of quite fast sweeping curves, having a ball; but my last bend tightened up dramatically and somehow I just didn't spot it till too late. it was so not a sweeping curve. Looks like I so nearly made it round - see the appalling Paint diagram below (remember it's France, so driving on the right) but I went off the edge of the tarmac at the red star - there were marks at the edge of the road next to the farthest road marker pole. Clearly, the cause was 100% poor obs. Muppet.

Last thing I remember was that grassy bank coming towards towards me at high speed. Next, I find myself lying on the road in the recovery position and there's people all round me saying stuff like "wiggle your fingers for me". Someone said the bike had high-sided, apparently I was well airborne anyway, and landed on my face; I think the lights were probably out for 3 or 4 minutes. I was wearing a Helite airbag vest, which triggered on impact, so my neck and spine were locked in a straight position. I was blue-lighted off to Le A&E, and the paramedics reckoned that without the vest the outcome would have been a hell of a lot worse. My only injury is a broken collar bone, so I'm bloody lucky.

I never got to see the bike, but I was told it wasn't very pretty (nobody took any pictures). All being well it's being repatriated by my breakdown company in due course, but I expect it will get written off.

https://i.imgur.com/8oa3U4g.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/j7CTjxI.jpg?1

So, an open-face helmet next time, maybe? Shocked

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PostPosted: 10:59 - 23 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

#6. Retard gets a crash course on the highway code. Twisted Evil

Earlier this year I was riding through the city of Bradford where I had a fairly large bump. Stupid bitch decided it would be a good idea to do attempt an illegal U turn out of the blue.

She is red and I am turquoise.
https://i.postimg.cc/D06xnR5G/20181023-100611.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/bNBwvrZ6/Screenshot-20181023-101008-Gallery.jpg

Pretending to be knocked out or trying to shift the blame I'm not entirely sure at this point but there was no denying what she had done despite being swamped by a dozen of her 'relatives'.
https://i.postimg.cc/1X1YBp7W/Screenshot-20181023-101033-Gallery.jpg

She got taken to hospital in the ambulance clearly thinking of the compensation she didn't get.
https://i.postimg.cc/TYCC5MxN/Screenshot-20181023-101106-Gallery.jpg

Meanwhile I walked away with cuts and bruises.

Pigs arrived eventually after a good 20 minutes of being accused of causing the accident by her 'relatives'. The pigs checked the council CCTV and verified my version of events never found out if the retard got done for driving without due
care.

https://i.postimg.cc/HnQ50MF9/Screenshot-20181023-101119-Gallery.jpg

The Fazer looked fucked up but nothing I couldn't fix.
Couldn't exactly ride it home in full view of the pigs so I had to call a contact with a van to get it back home.

https://i.postimg.cc/C5NCTDJL/Screenshot-20181023-101057-Gallery.jpg
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 23 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her name wasn't Josie by any chance? 🤣
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PostPosted: 06:51 - 24 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodytard/Fazer/Stallion has poor obs.
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PostPosted: 06:58 - 24 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah crap, it came back.
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 24 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Ah crap, it came back.


Still gets all butthurt when people give it shit back. He negged my post. Diddums.

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PostPosted: 02:09 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's alive.

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PostPosted: 06:16 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer. wrote:
Earlier this year I was riding through the city of Bradford


That was your first mistake. I work in Bradford and thereís so many roundabouts that every car just apexes, my bum gives it the 50p/5p action every time.
I donít even use the horn now, I just plan escape routes as best I can and so far Iíve survived. Nothing you can do about a sudden u-turn though.
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PostPosted: 08:37 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
Fazer. wrote:
Earlier this year I was riding through the city of Bradford


That was your first mistake. I work in Bradford and thereís so many roundabouts that every car just apexes, my bum gives it the 50p/5p action every time.
I donít even use the horn now, I just plan escape routes as best I can and so far Iíve survived. Nothing you can do about a sudden u-turn though.


I went around the ring road of Bradford on my old commute route. My experience was to be the fastest thing on the road. Ride fast because nobody does the speed limit - get away from them.
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrSnoosnoo wrote:
I went around the ring road of Bradford on my old commute route. My experience was to be the fastest thing on the road. Ride fast because nobody does the speed limit - get away from them.


Thatís a good strategy and one that I use most days. Thereís more near misses when a rare police car wanders down the road and everybody suddenly halves their speed to pretend theyíre law abiding citizens.

I do the ring road to get on the M606 on the way home and everybody else wants to go that way, but nobody else admits it until 50 yards before the roundabout, where three lanes of traffic suddenly all shunt into the left lane.
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
It's alive.


Sadly.
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

We missed you Wub

The chaps never stopped talking about you.
Arrow Wondering where you were.
Arrow Comparing newer, less irritating cretins to the board unfavourably against your witless charm and talent for the tediously incorrigible.
Arrow Wanking themselves senseless at the excitement of having got rid of you apparently forever... Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 23:50 - 25 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
We missed you Wub

The chaps never stopped talking about you.
Arrow Wondering where you were.
Arrow Comparing newer, less irritating cretins to the board unfavourably against your witless charm and talent for the tediously incorrigible.
Arrow Wanking themselves senseless at the excitement of having got rid of you apparently forever... Rolling Eyes


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You talking about Roger HK? Wink
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 26 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
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I do the ring road to get on the M606 on the way home and everybody else wants to go that way, but nobody else admits it until 50 yards before the roundabout, where three lanes of traffic suddenly all shunt into the left lane.


That's my route from where I live to the M62 to go back towards Manchester way to see the family. I hate that road. It even slows to a 30 (or the signs change from 40 to 30) to be ignored by everyone and then have people stop in lane 2 while they try and get into 1.

Every time I drive through, I say to my missus, "I fucking hate this place, shithole".
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 26 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrSnoosnoo wrote:
It even slows to a 30 (or the signs change from 40 to 30) to be ignored by everyone


...I did not know that. Only driven battled down that road around 300 times... Rolling Eyes
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