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PostPosted: 01:29 - 16 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
He's never eaten human food and the amount of salt in that pie would've killed him....I've saved his life. Smile
In fact I've taken one for the team.... every time I eat a pie I save the life of a dog.


If that was a Greggs pie then the amount of heartburn would have killed him.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 16 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was definitely the right thing to do when Sid & I relocated to rural Wales.

While you metropolitans and urbanites wake to headlines about stabbings, bike-jackings and bent coppers, we get this early, breaking news from our local paper

HELP OFFERED TO FARMERS TO TACKLE SHEEP SCAB

Read all about it......... Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 16 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
He's never eaten human food and the amount of salt in that pie would've killed him....I've saved his life. Smile
In fact I've taken one for the team.... every time I eat a pie I save the life of a dog.

If you were to just give £3 a week I could save many many more lives.


I love your David Bowie lookalike dog.
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 16 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He gets plenty of attention but totally not interested in other dogs or people when we're out...just wants to zip around.

Here's one from Monday.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV2h3ltXUAUY9mQ.jpg
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 16 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend of mine has asked me to re-home one of these, for him:-

https://inadome.net/photo/usedbike/yamaha-gt50-02.jpg

A Yamaha GT50, circa 1972/3.

It's partly restored and currently in boxes, just needs bolting back together.
The only major defect, AFAIK is the wheel rims are slightly buckled, I rode it before it was stripped down and never noticed.
As I recall my mate has already got the 80cc kit for it!
Looks like a project is on the horizon!

Tiny two stroke goodness for the win! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 19 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Ampthill there is a side road on a steep hill by a school in a 20mph zone, with one of those green/red smiley face/sad face speed indicators at the top of the hill

On the ascent I managed to get it to flash 9mph on my bicycle. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The diabolical HT noise machine thunders on relentlessly.

Layering guitars on the new song.

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Live shots of Wooden Cowbell.

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PostPosted: 22:00 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

There have been various bits of our house renovation that have involved boxing in pipe and other bits of trunking.

It oils my gears to place small objects inside these voids, with no explanation, for others to find many years from now. They may never be found.

So far, we've sealed up a small pottery VW camper van and a 1962 Dinky toy (Victor F Type). I've got a nice carved, red, soapstone heart waiting for the next job, probably a fireplace.

These things may never be found, but it pleases me to look up and think of each small object, hidden and unknown to everyone but us, behind the plaster.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

These things may never be found, but it pleases me to look up and think of each small object, hidden and unknown to everyone but us, behind the plaster.


I understand that Fred West said similar during his many interviews under caution....
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
There have been various bits of our house renovation that have involved boxing in pipe and other bits of trunking.

It oils my gears to place small objects inside these voids, with no explanation, for others to find many years from now. They may never be found.

So far, we've sealed up a small pottery VW camper van and a 1962 Dinky toy (Victor F Type). I've got a nice carved, red, soapstone heart waiting for the next job, probably a fireplace.

These things may never be found, but it pleases me to look up and think of each small object, hidden and unknown to everyone but us, behind the plaster.


Well I uncovered messages on the walls from former occupants of our house from 1962, added some of our own and papered back over them Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
it pleases me to look up and think of each small object, hidden and unknown to everyone but us, behind the plaster.


Er, oops. Smile
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wrapped up a penny in a piece of paper with 'You're Rich!' written on it and it's behind the dimmer switch in the old house.

I also hid some Spanish pesetas in San Antonio near Ali Bey apartments. Next to one of the telegraph poles...about halfway on the left.

My Dad threw a few shillings into the concrete footings he was laying for a Bank. The first deposit he told me. Smile

Got a feeling I hid some acid blotters in an album cover but not come across them yet. I also hid a Christmas present one year and didn't find it until the next year.

Yeah...stashing stuff is cool. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
These things may never be found

You'll know they have when an eccentric French girl tracks you down to return your property.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 20 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I wrapped up a penny in a piece of paper with 'You're Rich!' written on it and it's behind the dimmer switch in the old house.

I also hid some Spanish pesetas in San Antonio near Ali Bey apartments. Next to one of the telegraph poles...about halfway on the left.

My Dad threw a few shillings into the concrete footings he was laying for a Bank. The first deposit he told me. Smile

Got a feeling I hid some acid blotters in an album cover but not come across them yet. I also hid a Christmas present one year and didn't find it until the next year.

Yeah...stashing stuff is cool. Laughing


I told my brother I'd buried 3 grand in a coffee jar in his back garden before I moved up here, but didn't say exactly where.
I haven't, but it serves the fucker right Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I put a ground anchor in for my bike, I dug down about 3 and a half feet after cutting a hole in the concrete pad.
Before I filled the hole again I got a tobacco tin, put a few stones in it and then a small hand drawn penis which I had
also laminated for longevity, and buried it at the bottom of the hole in the concrete. I do hope someone finds that a very
long time from now. Time capsule wang pic. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
When I put a ground anchor in for my bike, I dug down about 3 and a half feet after cutting a hole in the concrete pad.
Before I filled the hole again I got a tobacco tin, put a few stones in it and then a small hand drawn penis which I had
also laminated for longevity, and buried it at the bottom of the hole in the concrete. I do hope someone finds that a very
long time from now. Time capsule wang pic. Thumbs Up


No doubt some tv know it all will waffle to the audience about how culturally significant the act was, and was a fertility ritual regularly carried out to ward off evil spirits, a theton level 6 act of devotion, with the ground anchor being a torture aid.
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just looking through previous BCF BBQ threads.

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Andym has a photography style that can make anyone look like a sex offender.


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The fairy-lights were a very nice touch, though they may have contributed to Bubbs thinking he was in a galaxy far far away


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PostPosted: 23:07 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
No doubt some tv know it all will waffle to the audience about how culturally significant the act was, and was a fertility ritual regularly carried out to ward off evil spirits, a theton level 6 act of devotion, with the ground anchor being a torture aid.

God only knows what they will make of it in such close proximity to his glittering clunge palace.
Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correcting the speling and grammur in an office leaving card. In red pen.
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robins nesting in window box on kitchen window sill
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Track Car passed its MoT with zero advisories. I can put a car back together ok i guess
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The operation to remove my left fist and replace it with a box of pies was a complete success.

https://i.imgur.com/5VYQN7D.jpg

Only joking, I've got these for din-dins tonight on the recommendation of a mate. Quite looking forward to them. Razz
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Robins nesting in window box on kitchen window sill
I put up 2 bird boxes for my Nan. The robin nested in a small plant pot that had fallen behind the watering can...They're not fussy but nice to have a bit of nature about the place eh. Thumbs Up

[edit] Of course I did stamp on it.
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting a parcel from Wiggle an discovering a small packet of Haribo along with the stuff I ordered.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little mate and drinking buddy is back for a bit

Doesn't hurt she is fit as fuck and a pole dances for a living either


Next few weeks going to be ace
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