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CBFcarl wrote: | Ikea Deluxe hotdog.
We went in for some bits and bobs, and were hungry at the end. I wanted a Hot Dog, and the mrs wanted some chips. The bloke serving us struggled to understand that one hotdog and one fries didn't mean three hotdogs and two fries. Once we'd sorted it and paid for what we'd ordered, the woman serving with him had set up two large hotdogs and a chips, and couldn't be arsed to put one back. Bonus.
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I bought two hotdogs, one for me, one for my daughter.
I'm not normally eating something on an Ikea trip, so paid and asked where the sauces were. They're round the corner if you're wondering.
Squirted red sauce all over the two dogs, ughhh it's only FUCKING RASPBERRY SAUCE.
Turns out they also sell ice cream.
Being the tight bastard that I am, I ate them both, and pulled my face at having to spend a whole 69 pence to replace the raspberry contaminated one for my daughter.
<Bodyguard>
I decided to take a shit in their fake toilet to pay them back.
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It's scary on so many levels that Ikea have had to do that with display toilets. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Got to admit, I was struggling with the idea of you being the type to wear hipstery mustard-coloured trousers. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 18:51 - 28 Feb 2018 Post subject: |
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3x Personal pizzas from Dominos - wuntu app; worth it!
(The other two were for others and yes, sadly, I didn't scoff the lot myself ). |
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lukamon World Chat Champion
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nice little diesel (now heating oil - burns cleaner(?)) torpedo space heater. we were retrieving some machinery from bossman's workshop before he moved house when i spotted it hinding under a bench. he said it was broken so i wombled it right back to the garage. only needed some fresh fuel and some "encouraging" (read: pushing it round with a pencil a few times when switched on) of the fan and now, warm garage ____________________ killa wrote: Im an ass man myself |
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Short story a bit shorter......
Bought a new watch, semi expensive. Came in two boxes, inner and outer. Left them on my bedside cabinet in my hotel room and the maid comes and throws away the outer box for some reason. I call the hotel manager and have a go at him. They search the rubbish bins but cant find the box.
He comes to my room with a bottle of red wine and says he will give me and my 3 work colleagues a free dinner in the Chinese restaurant in the hotel.
result. prefer the box back though. |
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Suntan Sid World Chat Champion
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Over the last week or so, I've been given a Yamaha GT50, a small band saw, a box of assorted taps and dies, a load of nuts and bolts, a 25ltr jerrycan, a set of darts and various bottles of booze! ____________________ "Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!" |
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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Suntan Sid wrote: | Over the last week or so, I've been given a Yamaha GT50, |
That's very nice for a freebie.
Yesterday, we got a free wardrobe from a friend, and we had to get rid of the wardrobe we had replaced, so we gave it to the guy that runs the local junk shop, he lent me a sack barrow and wheeled it round there, and asked him what he wanted for the 30ft of garden hose, and he gave it to me.
Whilst i won't be jet washing my dirt bike outside my terraced house, I can at least clean it thoroughly now, after a £2 rinse at the jet wash. |
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bladerunner World Chat Champion
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Sunday I have free ERS ( Enhanced Rider Scheme) training with the rider assessment next month. I've volunteered as a rider for blood bike wales to transfer blood in the North Wales area and they insist on every rider doing so before being allowed to ride the bikes. I think they are going to be wanting IAM or ROSPA advanced qualifications for all riders later this year as well. A pair of new FJ1300's are awaiting delivery to replace the current Triumph 1050 and bandit 1250. This should be fun as I've been doing nothing but off road stuff on little KDX200's for the last 2 years ____________________ Current bikes...cbr929, KDX200's, Rd125lc mk2, RGV250's |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 87 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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