Ridiculous biker clothing.

[Ribenapigeon]

I saw this guy, obviously a "Biker" wearing the most bizarre looking leather waistcoat. All patched up with some sort of MC nonesense of course. The waistcoat was made from what looked like half inch thick black leather with the most preposterous chains and buckle fastening down the front. All he needed was some matching chaps with Road Captain tattooed on his arse.

So the question arose, whats the wierdest outfit you've seen?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

A pair of snowmen on the M40.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=81665
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[doggone]

Careful what you search for or google will embarrass you later.
On the road one piece suits are pretty ridiculous, especially if they have no pockets.
Imagine the consequences if you had squits while touring.
Actually imagine needing a shit in normal circumstance, do you get out of it completely, or just let things dangle dangerously close to disaster.

[Polarbear]

Thinking back on it, probably me when I took my bike test in 1977 on my RD250 wearing a shirt and tie and sports jacket with smart trousers.

It was a time when you either went out of your way to be a 'Rocker' or tried to be a 'you only meet the nicest person on a honda' type.

For my test I tried to be a nice person! It worked. I passed

Pity I haven't any pictures
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[Rogerborg]

The most eye catching was a very-lady biker riding towards me with her leather jacket mostly unzipped and clearly nothing under it except her very-lady bits

No SMIDSY there, high chance of a gash crash though.

Roll on summer.
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[Ribenapigeon]

[M.C]

[MahatmaAndhi]

https://metro.co.uk/2010/03/22/viker-biker-mark-slater-back-on-his-bike-after-serious-crash-183361/

This guy hangs around the city centre getting his photos taken with passers by like he's some sort of tourist attraction.
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[MCN]

I remember seeing to fat bastirts in matching His and Her's Figure Huggin' brown leather Ups and Downs and the Scottish Bike Show.
They looked like two Leather Armchairs. Fat bastirts.
They most probably rode in on a Hardly-Dae-Anything too.
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[J4mes]

[Copycat73]

[Ribenapigeon]

[andys675]

anyone in snow camo, usually on a bandit
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[Bikeless]

Furry helmet cover things,they look carp,worse than a polite vest.

[pepperami]