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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
Fisty wrote:
Old people.

I popped to COOP earlier to buy some bread and eggs.

Nothing on the shelf.

Because of the 0.2mm of snow over the last 2 days everyone of pensionable age has stocked up on bread milk and eggs.
There were apparently people over the age of 70 queuing at 6am to pillage the mornings delivery.


It not just shopping though, they steal all the early morning doctors appointment too, that really pisses me off. Try to get a the doctors early so i can get to back to work at a reasonable time.

You get in there at 07:30am and its full of nearly deads, why the fuck does somebody whose retired need to be out the house that early, never mind at the doctors. Selfish gits


So we can stay alive longer to spend more of your very kindly donated taxes. Razz
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 19 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^And have you ever gone to post a parcel at a post office? The oldiwonks congregate in those places.

Clucking and shuffling about, no sense of urgency.

Seems that every day's a holiday when you're a pensioner.

Oh........wait.........
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 20 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stallion. wrote:
Lost an unopened 30gram packet of Amberleaf within 10 minutes of buying it. So had to buy it another fucking packet. Evil or Very Mad


Smoking is bad for children Folded arms
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 20 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Stallion. wrote:
Lost an unopened 30gram packet of Amberleaf within 10 minutes of buying it. So had to buy it another fucking packet. Evil or Very Mad


Smoking is bad for children Folded arms


https://groceries.morrisons.com/productImages/364/364253011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=bd6bf993560b26b48309c4215b114927
This we can only hope.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/bb/9d/10bb9d7907c5f51e56bf3277d2c5176c.jpg

This is already in process.
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 20 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/bb/9d/10bb9d7907c5f51e56bf3277d2c5176c.jpg

This is already in process.


Bullshit.

He doesn't have any teeth.
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stallion. wrote:
Couldn't be bothered cooking so I went to KFC for tea for a big daddy.... it was shite and I regretted it the second I started to feeding. Puke

I'm going to cook something extra special tomorrow to make up for it.


Pot Noodle it is then.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Having a tooth out and it still hurting a week later.
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Having a tooth out and it still hurting a week later.


Wrong tooth?
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
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Having a tooth out and it still hurting a week later.


Wrong tooth?


The empty socket hurts like bugger.
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
got glue all over my fingers when I was at work


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PostPosted: 19:37 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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got glue all over my fingers when I was at work


Superglue? It comes off quick with nail varnish remover that contains acetone.
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Stallion. wrote:
I went to KFC for tea.

That must be the most English thing I've read this week.
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
RhynoCZ wrote:
Stallion. wrote:
I went to KFC for tea.

That must be the most English thing I've read this week.

Its a Northern thing. That's dinner to most people Whistle
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Its a Northern thing. That's dinner to most people Whistle


Dinner time is midday unless it is posh tea and then you call it Dinner.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Dinner time is midday

...no that would be Lunch Very Happy
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M.C wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:
That must be the most English thing I've read this week.

Its a Northern thing. That's dinner to most people Whistle

He means tiffin.
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Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:

He means tiffin.


Tiffin is a biscuit.
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 21 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
^^^And have you ever gone to post a parcel at a post office? The oldiwonks congregate in those places.

Clucking and shuffling about, no sense of urgency.

Seems that every day's a holiday when you're a pensioner.

Oh........wait.........


Razz This!

Today I went to the post office to send off a v5, there was 1 old lady getting currency exchanged taking forever. Then more old ladies walk in who all just stare at me while I'm overheating in the queue like a big bike left stationary.
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Fin wrote:
Today I went to the post office to send off a v5

Change of keeper? You can do it online.
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M.C wrote:
Fin wrote:
Today I went to the post office to send off a v5

Change of keeper? You can do it online.


Yes, but he doesn't get to ogle the grannies then.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 22 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
The latest Windows update has slowed my pc right down!
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The latest Windows update has slowed my pc right down!

Do I have to ask? Smile

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PostPosted: 18:16 - 22 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Having a tooth out and it still hurting a week later.

The empty socket hurts like bugger.

Go back and have it looked at.
Might be "dry socket" which happens if you suck too much while the wound is healing. It used to just be that they warn you not to smoke but these days they even warn you not to drink, like, McDonalds milkshakes or anything too thick that makes you ,,,, Shifty oh dear ... Shifty ... suck harder than normal ... Shifty

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