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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 22 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick a pad of gause over it and change it a few times a day. Dry socket will go away.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 22 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Had extra special chicken chorizo and king prawn paella for tea from Asda. It wasn't special it was fucking minging and unsatisfying.

That is the last time I'm buying a ready meal bar Tesco finest lasagne which is OK when I can't be arsed to cook but not a patch on my homemade lasagne.


No one gives a fuck what you eat, you thick cunt Wink
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The trick to doing ready meals, luv, is to always add some fresh ingredients of your own, so that its not just some factory-made muck.
Cos it really does all start to taste the same after a while.

You just have to be creative about what interesting ingredients to add, that makes it different enough to have some interest.

I'm not a fan of "buy a three course meal for 2 and a bottle of wine for a tenner" because EVERY FLAVOUR is manufactured. Much better to buy two courses and make the third yourself.
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I came into this thread with a gripe and now I can't remember what it was. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:08 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

That you never got one of my pies? They were spot on btw, deepfilled, meaty, succulent and chunky.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah.

Was busting for a wee, so I thought I'd pop into McDons, park up, go for a quick slash and maybe buy a Caramel McFlurry to start the evening.

But the parking spaces were all fucked up and I ended up being forced into the drive-in, which I didn't want. I couldn't get out of the queue, (narrow drive thru, no escape route, bushes on the other side) and couldn't get out and go for a wee;

I even overran the talking box thing, and didn't get round to ordering my McFlurry.

So I sat there, like a fucking lemon, for what seemed like over half an hour, for no reason whatsoever, other than that there was NO way out of the queue. Mad

While I was stuck there, I got a job out of the airport, luckily only 5 minutes drive away, and it wasn't for half an hour so I wasn't panicking unduly - but by the time I got out of there I only had 14 minutes left to get there (made it, of course)

So seeing as how I was there, I started tooting, thinking that if other cars caught the bug, and joined and and tooted as well, the McMuppets would pull their fingers out their arses and at least move people into the Order-Waiting bays, but no ... all I got was some brain-dead larrikin in front of me opening his door, shaking his fist and shouting "It's not me!"

No, duh, really?

Eventually I escaped the queue, parked in the EMPTY Order-Waiting bays, and ran in for a piss and ran back out again. Was too angry to buy a McFlurry by then.

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PostPosted: 00:19 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Stallion. wrote:
Had extra special chicken chorizo and king prawn paella for tea from Asda. It wasn't special it was fucking minging and unsatisfying.

That is the last time I'm buying a ready meal bar Tesco finest lasagne which is OK when I can't be arsed to cook but not a patch on my homemade lasagne.


No one gives a fuck what you eat, you thick cunt Wink


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PostPosted: 00:24 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
That you never got one of my pies?

Yeah that too
*sulks*
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pepperami is f*gging spitting feathers this morning Mad .
Did the late shift last night and was as busy as a busy thing on a busy day.
Loads of people all wanting things and my attention.
This meant that all my little tasks didn’t get done, hey ho!

My relief turns up and starts getting all arsey and moaning about why haven’t I got this and that done Rolling Eyes
I explained to him how busy I’d been and all he could say was that he’ll have to complain to management.

Luckily for him, he is old or I might of sat him on his arse.

First world problems and grumpy old men eh?
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPS.

Oh, great, I can have a parcel delivered to an Access Point and pick it up later, rather than gambling that Mrs Borg will be in to receive it. Great, everybody wins, on you go then.

"The status of your parcel has changed. Exception Reason: The receiver does not want the product and refused the delivery."

Shocked Confused Mad

What the actual feck? Well, I didn't want them to waste my time with whimsy, but here we are.

Better yet, their web ui doesn't provide a way to re-route it to my home address. It only lets me attempt later deliveries to that access point (why? They "don't want it"), or to other access points (can you see where this might end up?)

What a cower of shunts. Strongly Worded Complaint filed, but as they don't actually have a contract with me, they can just lulz it off.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 00:33 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rode bike and forgot the caliper needs rebuilding because stuck piston (winter grime: piston isn't moving under pressure from fluid with pedal pressed). The ride home was, urm... interesting.

BBQ on a very warm brake disc, anyone?
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plod 1: Would you mind telling me why you think I pulled you over, young man?
BCF bloke: Well officer, is it because I am riding like a cunt due to a stuck brake piston?
Plod 1: No, sir. It's because its my tea time and I need something to toast my hot-cross-bun on.
Plod 2 (out of shot, distantly) : Don't suppose you've got any of those little pats of butter in your glovebox, have you sir?
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just wanted to join the endless amount of cars on the road that have owners that don't play them a single ounce of attention until it goes bang. Sad
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday I picked up my new boat. That was good bit. It rapidly went down hill after that.

On checking the engine before I sailed off into the sunset I found the fan belt was on it's very last legs. OK, one of those things.

However Vetus diesel engine spares are not part of the normal stock of Halfords or other motor factors so I removed it and took it with me to local shop where I got a lot of eye rolling and huffing when I asked them to match up with stock and no we haven't got anything. Evil or Very Mad

So it was £16.74 from Vetus with guaranteed next day delivery, Bloody rip off for a fan belt but can't find the same one anywhere else.

Next I decided to stay on it overnight so I lit the solid fuel fire. Now I have to say I have no experience with solid fuel fires as on my other boats they have been diesel heaters. I don't think I'll ever be a good pyromaniac either. Could I get the thing to stay alight, could I buggery. I gave up in the end and poured an egg cup full of white spirit over the coal , threw in a match and shut the door quickly, that went woof Thumbs Up OK, probably not the best idea, I need to learn how to do a fire properly. Who says old dogs can't learn new tricks.

Finally I decided to go to bed which is when I discovered there were no pillows and the only blanket was a thin throw over. I don't know why, but I just assumed it would come with blankets and pillows. Embarassed

So and uncomfortable cold night.

This morning, having a cuppa when wifie came to have a nose around. I told her how terrible my night was (sympathy please). 'Why were you cold, you have central heating' says she.

Embarassed I'd forgot all about that. Switch on, set thermostat, boat toasty in 15 minutes.

I didn't get any sympathy.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you're happily filtering down two long lanes of more-or-less stationary traffic, and spot another biker about 5 cars ahead, who's just waiting in line with the cars. He spots me in his mirror and thinks to himself "Hmm, I can't sit here while that other bloke filters past me, can I, or I'm going look like a Plonker". So off he trots in front of me, before deciding two car-lengths later that the gap's too narrow for him, so he stops and blocks the gap completely.

Now he's a Plonker.
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

NJD wrote:
Rode bike and forgot the caliper needs rebuilding because stuck piston (winter grime: piston isn't moving under pressure from fluid with pedal pressed). The ride home was, urm... interesting.

BBQ on a very warm brake disc, anyone?


heh, I did an oil change on my 2t once, got distracted, and rode it round the block at the end of the day, and rememebered I'd not put any more oil in only once I'd gotten off the bike again Embarassed
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
When you're happily filtering down two long lanes of more-or-less stationary traffic, and spot another biker about 5 cars ahead, who's just waiting in line with the cars. He spots me in his mirror and thinks to himself "Hmm, I can't sit here while that other bloke filters past me, can I, or I'm going look like a Plonker". So off he trots in front of me, before deciding two car-lengths later that the gap's too narrow for him, so he stops and blocks the gap completely.

Now he's a Plonker.


yup BMW big box luggage types do that to me on the rare occasions I'm on the M25 Mad
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bike sounds shit.
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 25 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
Such a snowflake.


Wont socket, 5 ponds.
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 25 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

car mended bike broken

also cant service car as old owner fucknugget mechanic has tightened the sump plug up to 5 mega fucktons


and the decent sized wratchet I have cannot get underneath with enough space to use it
cant get it on ramps as too low to get over first bit
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