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Stallion. wrote: | Had extra special chicken chorizo and king prawn paella for tea from Asda. It wasn't special it was fucking minging and unsatisfying.
That is the last time I'm buying a ready meal bar Tesco finest lasagne which is OK when I can't be arsed to cook but not a patch on my homemade lasagne. |
No one gives a fuck what you eat, you thick cunt ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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I came into this thread with a gripe and now I can't remember what it was. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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That you never got one of my pies? They were spot on btw, deepfilled, meaty, succulent and chunky. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off. |
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hellkat |
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Posted: 00:17 - 23 Mar 2018 Post subject: |
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Oh yeah.
Was busting for a wee, so I thought I'd pop into McDons, park up, go for a quick slash and maybe buy a Caramel McFlurry to start the evening.
But the parking spaces were all fucked up and I ended up being forced into the drive-in, which I didn't want. I couldn't get out of the queue, (narrow drive thru, no escape route, bushes on the other side) and couldn't get out and go for a wee;
I even overran the talking box thing, and didn't get round to ordering my McFlurry.
So I sat there, like a fucking lemon, for what seemed like over half an hour, for no reason whatsoever, other than that there was NO way out of the queue.
While I was stuck there, I got a job out of the airport, luckily only 5 minutes drive away, and it wasn't for half an hour so I wasn't panicking unduly - but by the time I got out of there I only had 14 minutes left to get there (made it, of course)
So seeing as how I was there, I started tooting, thinking that if other cars caught the bug, and joined and and tooted as well, the McMuppets would pull their fingers out their arses and at least move people into the Order-Waiting bays, but no ... all I got was some brain-dead larrikin in front of me opening his door, shaking his fist and shouting "It's not me!"
No, duh, really?
Eventually I escaped the queue, parked in the EMPTY Order-Waiting bays, and ran in for a piss and ran back out again. Was too angry to buy a McFlurry by then.
Utter utter muppets.
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Pepperami is f*gging spitting feathers this morning .
Did the late shift last night and was as busy as a busy thing on a busy day.
Loads of people all wanting things and my attention.
This meant that all my little tasks didn’t get done, hey ho!
My relief turns up and starts getting all arsey and moaning about why haven’t I got this and that done
I explained to him how busy I’d been and all he could say was that he’ll have to complain to management.
Luckily for him, he is old or I might of sat him on his arse.
First world problems and grumpy old men eh?
I’m living the dream ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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UPS.
Oh, great, I can have a parcel delivered to an Access Point and pick it up later, rather than gambling that Mrs Borg will be in to receive it. Great, everybody wins, on you go then.
"The status of your parcel has changed. Exception Reason: The receiver does not want the product and refused the delivery."
What the actual feck? Well, I didn't want them to waste my time with whimsy, but here we are.
Better yet, their web ui doesn't provide a way to re-route it to my home address. It only lets me attempt later deliveries to that access point (why? They "don't want it"), or to other access points (can you see where this might end up?)
What a cower of shunts. Strongly Worded Complaint filed, but as they don't actually have a contract with me, they can just lulz it off. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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I just wanted to join the endless amount of cars on the road that have owners that don't play them a single ounce of attention until it goes bang. ____________________ The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶ |
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Yesterday I picked up my new boat. That was good bit. It rapidly went down hill after that.
On checking the engine before I sailed off into the sunset I found the fan belt was on it's very last legs. OK, one of those things.
However Vetus diesel engine spares are not part of the normal stock of Halfords or other motor factors so I removed it and took it with me to local shop where I got a lot of eye rolling and huffing when I asked them to match up with stock and no we haven't got anything.
So it was £16.74 from Vetus with guaranteed next day delivery, Bloody rip off for a fan belt but can't find the same one anywhere else.
Next I decided to stay on it overnight so I lit the solid fuel fire. Now I have to say I have no experience with solid fuel fires as on my other boats they have been diesel heaters. I don't think I'll ever be a good pyromaniac either. Could I get the thing to stay alight, could I buggery. I gave up in the end and poured an egg cup full of white spirit over the coal , threw in a match and shut the door quickly, that went woof OK, probably not the best idea, I need to learn how to do a fire properly. Who says old dogs can't learn new tricks.
Finally I decided to go to bed which is when I discovered there were no pillows and the only blanket was a thin throw over. I don't know why, but I just assumed it would come with blankets and pillows.
So and uncomfortable cold night.
This morning, having a cuppa when wifie came to have a nose around. I told her how terrible my night was (sympathy please). 'Why were you cold, you have central heating' says she.
I'd forgot all about that. Switch on, set thermostat, boat toasty in 15 minutes.
I didn't get any sympathy. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Polarbear wrote: | Yesterday I picked up my new boat. That was good bit. It rapidly went down hill after that.
On checking the engine before I sailed off into the sunset I found the fan belt was on it's very last legs. OK, one of those things.
However Vetus diesel engine spares are not part of the normal stock of Halfords or other motor factors so I removed it and took it with me to local shop where I got a lot of eye rolling and huffing when I asked them to match up with stock and no we haven't got anything.
So it was £16.74 from Vetus with guaranteed next day delivery, Bloody rip off for a fan belt but can't find the same one anywhere else.
Next I decided to stay on it overnight so I lit the solid fuel fire. Now I have to say I have no experience with solid fuel fires as on my other boats they have been diesel heaters. I don't think I'll ever be a good pyromaniac either. Could I get the thing to stay alight, could I buggery. I gave up in the end and poured an egg cup full of white spirit over the coal , threw in a match and shut the door quickly, that went woof OK, probably not the best idea, I need to learn how to do a fire properly. Who says old dogs can't learn new tricks.
Finally I decided to go to bed which is when I discovered there were no pillows and the only blanket was a thin throw over. I don't know why, but I just assumed it would come with blankets and pillows.
So and uncomfortable cold night.
This morning, having a cuppa when wifie came to have a nose around. I told her how terrible my night was (sympathy please). 'Why were you cold, you have central heating' says she.
I'd forgot all about that. Switch on, set thermostat, boat toasty in 15 minutes.
I didn't get any sympathy. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 4 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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