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hellkat
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 14 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's taking the piss now.
You need to spank her.
Dance! Bounce! Dance!
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 14 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
She's taking the piss now.
You need to spank her.
Dance! Bounce! Dance!


Thats just going to lead to more spillage Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 14 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stallion. wrote:
When people from Essex open their mouths and talk it goes right through me.


Pot

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PostPosted: 00:39 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah right, thats the last I've seen of 500. I wish I'd left the stain in the fcukin carpet now Evil or Very Mad


Go 'celebrate' with copious amounts red wine and Guinness, ain't nuthin' gonna shift those stains (works well on wallpaper, paint and any other porous surface too), five finger spread for the win....
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

got loads planned and it is going to piss down again Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


can you pressure wash a garden in the rain Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
got loads planned and it is going to piss down again Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


I had a few things planned myself, nothing urgent, rain stopped play..
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is not my weekend Crying or Very sad

I want to blame wifie again but I think it's pushing it a bit.

I went down my boat last night. I got wifie to drop me off leaving my grannymobile C max for her to use as she had fcuked her car.

I spent the night on the boat (floating mancave), watching man things and scoffing things I'm not allowed to eat at home Dance!

Wifie comes to pick me up this morning to run her to Yoga or some such shit so I can take the car and do some tip runs.

Start car, turn wheel and the is a horrible juddering from the steering. Shocked WTF? Oh says she, I thought it felt a bit funny. Right Dear, a bit funny Evil or Very Mad

Anyway, drops her off and struggles home in the car (actually it was more a fight than a struggle), pulls onto the drive to see a bloody great oil patch where my car is normally parked. So there is my steering fluid that should actually me in the steering system. FFS Stevie Wonder would have notice it on a dark night, Wifie, no chance.

So grannymobile has shat out its steering oil. Hand book says not top uppable on my model Shocked . U Tube says hydraulic oil filling is under the headlamp but if the steering rack has died, thats a good few hundred quid plus labour. I'm not sure it's worth repairing the old bitch.

Oh well, will investigate tomorrow.
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bugger Sad
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I spent the night on the boat (floating mancave), watching man things and scoffing things I'm not allowed to eat at home Dance!


What sort of things might these be?
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything fattening. Biscuits, ice cream, sweeties (and a sneaky glass of wine) Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 15 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only reason things like that aren't found in my house is cos I've usually eaten all there is (was).
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Broke a tooth chewing gum of all things!

Fortunately got a cancellation at my dentists so will get it sorted on Thursday morning.
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Wub I love my Mrs. Wub

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PostPosted: 13:34 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having one of my Pet Chickens PTS due to EYP which she has had antibiotics for a week but is getting worse not better. Its broken me this morning.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The local Elbonian beggar has coiled one out right outside Tesco. Then someone stood in it. And tracked it all through the shop.

Diversity is our strength. And boy is it a robust odour.
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

This cheered me up, I had been close to tears about the Chicken but have had this misfortune bestowed on my shop several times over the years when dog walkers decide it's quite acceptable to allow one to be curled out in the doorway while the shop is open and before I or the staff realise someone plants it all around the shop and of course when you try and stop them, they scrape their shoes off on your carpet!

Made me laugh on a miserable day.
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of Mr Poo Man
We had an old guy used to come into the shopping center I used to work in who was a bit special
On several occasions we had to put him out as he would walk along the food court dropping lumps of poo out of the legs of his trousers
he was banned from entering but that didn't stop him
Thing was you could be on the 3rd floor and smell him come in on the ground floor Sick Sick Sick
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 16 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

growler wrote:
Reminds me of Mr Poo Man
We had an old guy used to come into the shopping center I used to work in who was a bit special
On several occasions we had to put him out as he would walk along the food court dropping lumps of poo out of the legs of his trousers
he was banned from entering but that didn't stop him
Thing was you could be on the 3rd floor and smell him come in on the ground floor Sick Sick Sick


My retail footfall has declined so steeply over the last 8 years, it is now rare to have more than 4 people in store in an hour and I am in a Shopping Centre, unfortunately a high percentage of those coming in either Stink or are Special Needs which means that I spend as much time on "customer ambiance management" as I always did but the regular customers - you know people who dress in clean clothers, wear a coat when it rains and have deoderant have disappeared.
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PostPosted: 07:07 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crushed my finger between two dumbbells. Hurts like a bastard.
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Powderhead wrote:
Crushed my finger between two dumbbells. Hurts like a bastard.


And they say exercise is good for you. Wink
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
And they say exercise is good for you. Wink


Using the clutch is horrible. Even my finger shifting towards the front of my glove under braking is agony.

And... I work in IT! One-handed typing for me today. I still reckon I'm faster than the rest of the guys here though Cool
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Powderhead wrote:
And... I work in IT! One-handed typing for me today. I still reckon I'm faster than the rest of the guys here though Cool


You won't be quicker than the ladies.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fed Ex, for a second day they failed to deliver, yesterday the lying c**ts said there was no one in, today the tracking said the packages were signed for then that they were back at the depot.

Aaaand I had a PCX baklaf special (no plate) parked right up against my car this morning, could barely get in Folded arms
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 17 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

sweating my bollocks off in my textiles, breaking out the summer gear for wednesday.....while it lasts...
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