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Posted: 17:21 - 22 May 2018 Post subject: |
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A lorry driver who has kindly scraped the side of my car then went on to accuse me of the smell of alcohol upon my breath.
Excuse me?????
He tried to say he would call the police, made me breathe on him, and again insisted I smelt of "the drink". Trying his fucking luck with that one, I didnt come down in the last shower and I definitely hadn't had a drink anytime soon before that.
This was on MONDAY night, and I'd had two small glasses of white wine on Friday night (and even that's pretty rare for me).
I think he was just trying to wiggle out of accepting the blame that he was the one driving with undue care and attention. Well, think again you crusty little Northern monkey.
I called his bluff, "Go on then mate, call the police, I am happy to wait around and take a breath test ... are you? Cos I know its been over three days since I had a (very small) drink." (its not worth the hassle, its my job*, just like its his job)
Strangely, the grizzled gravy guzzler shut his fucking northern pie-hole and decided not to call the police after all. Fucking wanker. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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panrider_uk World Chat Champion
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NJD wrote: | Pull away fine to get up onto the next piece of road when a car comes past, at speed, on the wrong side of the road: serious fault. |
Towards you, or going pas- you know what, this needs a Paint diagram so that we can really put the boot in. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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NJD World Chat Champion
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Rogerborg wrote: | Towards you, or going pas- you know what, this needs a Paint diagram so that we can really put the boot in. |
Paddy. wrote: | Indeed, but it also shows that you should speed up. If you KNOW you are going to slow, I'd fail you too. Speed everywhere. GSXRLYF |
Along here looks probable, but is a guess. I can't find (or remember) the exact spot even though I've mapped the entire route, sorry.
Overtake occurred in a spot that I wouldn't have expected anyone to overtake. The first I knew of it was when the car was alongside me. My argument is that any rational person, if I was going slowly, would have stopped behind me rather than take to the wrong side of the road.
Doing 60 in a 70 probably didn't please him either, oops.
Either way, though, I was on a training school bike (650 Gladius) and took the steady ride option because I'd spent all day long speeding around while doing my one day of training; I can't win.
Four faults overall, including the serious. Means sod all in the grand scheme of things beside more money to pay but I'll get it in the end. ____________________ The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶ |
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It does sounds odd, an L plater being blamed for a rage overtake. Maybe the instructor feels he needs to prepare bikers for always being in the wrong |
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Posted: 11:55 - 25 May 2018 Post subject: |
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Nah, fair cop, but thats at least a 90mph road. |
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When you start decorating with a brand new can of Dulux from B&Q, only to find it seems really runny and just not covering properly, and realisation dawns that the reason there was a splodge of dry paint already on the can is that some fucker has already used it and returned it to B&Q having topped it up with water ____________________ KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS |
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Well it’s turning out to be a pants bank holiday weekend for old Pepperami
I couldn’t go anywhere yesterday as I had to work a longggg shift last night 6pm-to-7am.
I wake up and the sun is shining, but I can’t go out as I am working again tonight
Another long shift 7-till-7
I know the money comes in handy, but why does the sun always shine when I can’t take advantage of it??
I’ll bet you a pound to a pinch of poo that Bank Holiday Monday afternoon when I finally get some time off, it will rain ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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My particular area (NE Wales) looks pretty decent today - front has moved away from where they though, we didn't get any torrential that was predicted after the first few loads of it.
So I'm off out on the bike. ____________________ '98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine) |
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As we’re onthe subject of cats (we’re not really) my cat just got a flea in his ear and sent out of the house at 90mph with me in pursuit after he dug his fecking claws in me for no reason .
He’s not coming back in the house tonight and that’s for sure . ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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You’re not far wrong Mr Polar ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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I went to work today, weather forecast was totally 100 percent BULLSHIT, I got soaked....even worse I got my Suzuki dirty.... |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 335 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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