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PostPosted: 08:42 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
duhawkz wrote:
I think theres one or two others that know him in real life, waffles or raffles I can't remember which has helped out a couple of times

And I think wizzzard lives in his general locality.


Bion I actually met wizzzard at a bcf bbq a few years back - he came late on the saturday night iirc. He couldn't find anywhere to buy some baccy so I gave him some of my cutters choice. As we smoked, I said who's the guy you're with there - he smiled and said Warped. I looked over and thought nehhh....can't be. And laughed. I said eh up - turned back to Wizzzard and said nice one - but who is it really? Anyone off the forum? He just smiled again and I don't remember what he said to that. Anyway, neither of them stayed and rode back up north that night.


but warped and bodyguard are different people
warped was mark something or other and bodyguard is called Ashley
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh noes! Do you mean to say that BCF has actually had more than one inane twazzock stepping its boards since its inception ... ? Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh noes! Do you mean to say that BCF has actually had more than one inane twazzock stepping its boards since its inception ... ? Shocked


They're not all socks, you know....
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:


I thought the only person from here who'd met him irl was skudd, who'd bought his old vara off him.


I can corroborate this tale, myself and Cansa have seen said varadero and personally witnessed the Holy BCF Relic that is the badly welded Sprocket of Failâ„¢.
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes yes but was he an utter knob jockey from start to finish, or was he kinda not-such-a-bad-geezer in real life.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Yes yes but was he an utter knob jockey from start to finish, or was he kinda not-such-a-bad-geezer in real life.


rumour has it he was kind of meek IRL.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
And a lorryload of crusty old minge, besides.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had cause to look that up, right, cos of course I was not entirely certain whether the meek inherited the world or the earth .

So I did, and I found this:
(Excuse the following moment of, whats his name, Doctor-Baig McMonkeyFace?, that one who quotes from religious texts?)

Anyway:
"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3-10"


And what concerns me is that he's giving away the Kingdom of Heaven twice. Look, at the top there, he gives it to the "poor in spirit"

And then again at the bottom, he gives it to the "persecuted for the sake of righteousness"

What a bloody Indian giver, taking from the poor and giving to the persecuted.

Who the fuck is his speechwriter?
They need a spanking.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 21 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have indeed met Bodyguard and he came over as a normal every day kid. God only knows why he is like he is on here as the lad in person would be a valued member on here if he acted the same as in real life.

As for the sprocket monster, yes I have it. Not done much due to getting back to work and having rudies with the wife. Although someone tried to pinch it over Xmas. I was actually spannering it this evening after work.

Has BG died or flounced or just taking a sabbatical? Sometimes members do all three.
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's dead.
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:


Has BG died or flounced or just taking a sabbatical? Sometimes members do all three.


I think he finally pissed of the admins, and has heeded the 'if you don't have anything useful to say, don't say anything' warning

personally also long as my tax dollar isn't paying for his care, I don't mind whether he's dead or quadrospazzed
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I have indeed met Bodyguard and he came over as a normal every day kid. God only knows why he is like he is on here as the lad in person would be a valued member on here if he acted the same as in real life.

Luke VFR was pretty much the same.
Meh.
Even the thing with the prozzie, he basically knew what I [had been doing] and couldn't understand why he couldn't do [what he had done]. Except it was the same but different : I tried to explain that, but I guess it didn't really sink in. Oh well, he's dead now; water under the bridge.

I expect Bodyguard is cut from the same cloth Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

What sort of cheese.?
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything as long as its not Norwegian Beaver Cheese.

Thinking Norwegian?
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I had cause to look that up, right, cos of course I was not entirely certain whether the meek inherited the world or the earth .

So I did, and I found this:
(Excuse the following moment of, whats his name, Doctor-Baig McMonkeyFace?, that one who quotes from religious texts?)

Anyway:
"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3-10"


And what concerns me is that he's giving away the Kingdom of Heaven twice. Look, at the top there, he gives it to the "poor in spirit"

And then again at the bottom, he gives it to the "persecuted for the sake of righteousness"

What a bloody Indian giver, taking from the poor and giving to the persecuted.

Who the fuck is his speechwriter?
They need a spanking.


Have you been smoking something naughty HK. You're waffling Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Anything as long as its not Norwegian Beaver Cheese.

Thinking Norwegian?


Venezuelan. Wink
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
I think theres one or two others that know him in real life, waffles or raffles I can't remember which has helped out a couple of times

And I think wizzzard lives in his general locality.


Not me, Ive had him as an enemy for ages.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Have you been smoking something naughty HK. You're waffling Laughing

Worryingly, no Laughing
I just had one of those "I need to vent" moments.
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 22 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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What a bloody Indian giver, taking from the poor and giving to the persecuted.



It's what Blake's Jerusalem is ranting about.
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