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chris-red Have you considered a TDM?
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chris-red Have you considered a TDM?
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Or tell her you found the phone and want to meet the owner to return it
____________________ Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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Send many takeaways and taxis to all of his Pikey thieving friends ____________________ Yamaha MT-09
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As you've got his phone, from his number you can get his name which will help you find his address.
What you can do from that point is only limited by your imagination. |
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Ste Not Work Safe
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You need to post photos of his mum.
Sending lots of takeaways, possibly to all arrive at exactly the same time, isn't so simple since Hungry House stopped being a thing.
Luckily, there are never enough adverts for cheap nearly new TVs, fridge freezers and stuff like that.
For bonus points, put their address in the advert.
You can also advertise free rabbits / hamsters / kittens / rats / other small furry creatures. You need to make the ad using phrases stolen from other adverts so that it all sounds genuine, steal a photo from somewhere to show what the cute fluffy animals look like, put their address and out of politeness you should request that people don't come before 4pm.
They will get driven insane by people turning up at their house and or phoning them wanting free kittens.
If there's any chance the kid is confused about his sexuality then you could help him by placing some personal ads. Bi curious 18 year old wants to explore his sexuality, etc etc etc, and give his phone number. |
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I'd be tempted to place call girl/lover boy card adverts in phone boxes but that's illegal? Even a Sharpy marker to write numbers in pervert hideout places would work.
In the early internet days there was a spam someone type of link. You filled in the basic info and a whole heap of things would be delivered, them added to etc. Like a chain reaction of spammers and sales folk selling the info to even more companies. I believe it became illegal to do such things and was lost to time??
Don't, whatever you do, get a local farmer to deliver a heap of fresh manure to their door. I did that once and the b*gger sold it in barrow fulls to his neighbours and made money |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 225 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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