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Seen one (Carlisle).
Got some big feck-off spiders this year though. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Big leggy fecker currently residing in our downstairs bog - Yorkshire. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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There are loads of them here (mid Wales) vile things.
Theyve been dropping their legs everywhere too ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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seen a few, not as many as previous years though. (wales)
only opened this thread because one flew across the tv just now mind. ____________________ CBT - 17/09/12 * Theory - 23/10/12 * Mod1 - 05/03/13 * Mod2 - 25/03/13 * BOSH!
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I fucking hate them. As bad as spiders, but they fucking fly!! If seen, they get a dose of whatever aerosol is nearest. Lynx, spray adhesive, WD Forte. etc |
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Pulled up at a local drive-through this morning. (Judge away, people...!)
1st window - order taken.
2nd window - payment taken.
Me, to payment fellow: "Do you mind Daddy long legs?"
Payment fellow: "Er, not all that happy, why?"
Me: "There's one there, on the front side of the window you just leaned out of [points]"
Payment fellow: "Eeeee! [seriously ] I'll get rid of that .... [swishes, fragrantly at harmless oversized fly sat chilling]
Daddy long legs: Hur dur, I bumble inside nice cosy car for more peaceful sits [perches on my neck]
Me [laughing]: "Great work, mate!"
3rd window: at least 3 almost inaudible (frequency, not volume) females and Payment fellow doing loops about what to do. Picked off the fly, let him out and he stuck to the back of the post thing outside the window.
They're like the spaniel of the insect world. They are completely harmless and just about the easiest bug in the entire world to catch and relocate. What is the problem with them? |
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UnknownStuntman wrote: |
Daddy long legs: Hur dur, I bumble inside nice cosy car for more peaceful sits [perches on my neck] |
fatjames wrote: | Huge flying spiders. |
Far, far worse I'm afraid. They are actually vampires, and like to land on human necks for...well, you can guess.
What's worse is that when they've sucked you to a dry husk, they then lay their eggs in the puncture wounds, so thousands, no, millions*, of their offspring will then pour out and into your mouth, nose, down your trousers... !!!!!1!!1!!
*No exaggeration, absolutely literally. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | ^^^Maybe it's time to change to decaff Chick? |
Don't be silly. Decaff is a government plot to control our minds and turn us into zombies.
Funnily enough, I fancy another coffee ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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UnknownStuntman wrote: | chickenstrip wrote: | Funnily enough, I fancy another coffee | That's exactly what she wanted you to think. |
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UnknownStuntman wrote: | fatjames wrote: | Huge flying spiders. | Count the legs, bro. I admit, you'll have to get close enough to. Or you could take my word for it that at best they can have 6. Most likely 3 or 4 though, because 'where I dun put ma legh' and other considerations. |
That's because they sacrifice some of their legs when clawing their way out of the puncture wounds. Some of them are born with 20 legs. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 236 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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