50 toys dumped at a children's play park

[Ste]

Fuck you, fuck your brexit threads and fuck your stupid bickering. I'm bringing you the important news that people actually care about.

A mother has spoken of her disgust after having to stop her child from putting a butt plug in its mouth, after discovering a huge pile of discarded sex toys at a Yeovil park.

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She said: "I have just been to the little play park and found a massive pile of sex toys on the play equipment and scattered around the place.

"Some stuff looked new and still in boxes but some looked used and grubby.

"I had to stop my two-year-old from picking up a butt plug and putting it in her mouth, and there was a plastic vagina too.

"I am disgusted, it's always been a lovely play park."

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/mother-disgusted-huge-pile-50-2054250

[chickenstrip]

Sounds like she carefully picked through it though. Bet things are looking up in the bedroom for her lately

If it wasn't for Brexit, this kind of thing wouldn't happen though.

...Oh, wait! It wasn't within 7 miles of Porton Down, was it?!
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[Ste]

[duhawkz]

[Im-a-Ridah]

They didn't mention any vibrators. I'm guessing they kept them

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[Im-a-Ridah]

[recman]

Imagine a two year old being stupid enough to put a butt plug in its mouth.
What a dummy.

[Johnnythefox]

that sucks..

[MCN]

We've thrown out a lot of our sex toys as lots of them were not anything like what they promised on the tins.
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[Polarbear]

OK, who's got what adverts at the bottom of their page?

I have a very poor rubber imitation of a woman .

I wonder what thats for

Actually the top adverts better - I'm back to Russian lovelys.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[Polarbear]

So have I now. he same exactly. These advert trackers (is that what they are called) are weird.
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[MCN]

[Ste]

Top adverts are for noobs.

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[doggone]

Google decides what you want to buy from all your browsing history.

[MCN]