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Sister Sledge |
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Sister Sledge World Chat Champion
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Posted: 19:09 - 12 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | I've had a whole day "Inside Planet hellkat" ... which is something I've not had much of a chance to properly do in the last 3 or 4 months.
But suddenly time has escaped me and this evening I have places to go, people to see, and I can't quite remember how I managed to get *this* stoned, and how the hell am I going to go out in public like this, let alone act like the only-slightly abnormal person that the people I work with know and love me for appearing to be.
They've not met the deranged hilarious stoner.
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Few years back I got bladdered after a last shift before Xmas - bit of a tradition with the lads..
It was around 4pm and I headed home by bus. I distinctly remember a mother saying to her son "Keep away from him he's drunk". I looked around before realising she meant me! I was swaying a little as I sat on that seat. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 23:58 - 12 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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As I was getting dressed to go out, I said (out loud) to myself "Well at least I'm just stoned, not staggering around drunk" ... only to then slip on the bath towel and nearly take out the glass shower screen on the side of the bath
That moment when you desperately grab out for something solid, find it, steady yourself and go "whoa-a-a-ahhhhh".
Also rather uncharacteristically, I didn't get round to smoking the joint whilst I was out "curse you TFL and your totally camera'd up transport system" ... so I *could* smoke it now, but I have to be in the office in Chelsea, booted and spurred, and looking bright eyed and bushy tailed by 8am tomorrow, buggerrrrrrr ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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grr666 Super Spammer
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Posted: 09:48 - 15 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Just sorting out some pics of the dog into a folder on our computer.
Can someone tell me how this.
https://i.imgur.com/Yra0qLJ.jpg
turned into this
https://i.imgur.com/fgi2Ypc.jpg
Had to scrap that sofa and buy her a bigger one.
Taken just now,
https://i.imgur.com/Xbp6VeA.jpg
Much more comfortable. Can't believe we've almost had her two years. At full stretch she can touch both
ends of this one now. Off to minor injuries clinic later, to see if this bleeding great lump actually has broken my thumb.
It's still early, Gracie doesn't do mornings. About 11am she starts getting animated until I walk her. Honest... ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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duhawkz World Chat Champion
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Posted: 19:45 - 17 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Posted: 20:04 - 17 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Does your garden still look as nice as the first pic?
I'm starting to wonder if my dogs father was a plough. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Posted: 20:13 - 17 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Nobby the Bastard |
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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Posted: 20:35 - 17 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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More to the point, what planet is it from? ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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Posted: 21:25 - 17 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Gareth Potato.
I'm watching Series 2, episode 5, Star Trek Deep Space 9. Doctor Bashir refers to a Bajoran with a Cardassian orphan as "Gareth Potato". I played it back 3 times, and can't make his name out, so Gareth Potato it is. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 15:15 - 20 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Might pop out...
This is an action worth celebrating because it marks my slow return from hermit-ism.
I may not go far, and I may not go very often, but the fact that I agree to something when someone says "Hey do you want to come over and [whatever] /spur di la momento ..." is a positive thing for me.
It means that something indefinable but which has been missing for a VERY LONG time is returning to my "self".
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
All I see is a corner that needs to be turned - but its a huge big scary corner.
I might like what's round the other side.
Might just take a spliff with me, in case it turns out to be a bit too much for me ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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andyscooter World Chat Champion
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Posted: 08:51 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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out for some brekkie in a bit
bacon here we come ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet |
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waffles World Chat Champion
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Posted: 16:04 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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I've had a very productive weekend! Did my 5km Parkrun yesterday morning, did a whole load of work prep whilst watching Bake Off on Netflix, ordered a replacement dashcam, did a 5.3km leisurely walk this morning, fitted my dash cam and hardwired it into the ignition fuse so now I have my 12v plug back and finally I replaced the missing decals on my bike.
I also have the next two weeks off work and its payday on Thursday. ____________________ Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125 |
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Posted: 21:28 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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I've just noticed the people on YouTube who turn the tables on the PC virus pop up and tech support scammers from India.
I love the way they get into the scammers PCs and destroy shit.
This bloke's good.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBNG0osIBAprVcZZ3ic84vw |
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Posted: 23:37 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Had a nice time going out.
Turned into a sleepover: we did vegetable curry, girlie chit chat and an attempt at making silly videos like a sort of You-Tube GoggleBox bitch fest
Happier hellkat
Onwards and upwards. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 07:08 - 22 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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I have a day off. ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 186 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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