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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel. |
You know when they told you "the old ones are the best" ?
Well, they lied.
Make sure you tamp down its grave properly when you reinter it ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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^^^^Alright old un.......we're not all as old as you ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | ^^^^Alright old un.......we're not all as old as you |
I'm not old!
Just knackered
But 1852 wants its joke back ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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recman wrote: | A bloke takes his Rottweiler to the vets because of his wonky eyes.
The vet picks up the dog, looks at it's eyes and says,
"Sorry mate, I'm gonna have to put him down."
"What?!", says it's owner, "Why's that? "
"Because he's really heavy", says the vet. |
Tommy Cooper
and so:
I went into the butcher's the other day. I said to him, "I bet you can't reach the meat on the top shelf."
He said, "no, the steaks are too high." ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | Hey Mr Chickenstripper, how old do you reckon this one is?.......Rolo for Beethoven. |
If you give me your last one, I'll tell you ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old ones??
The world fish-eating championships were held last month in Scotland.
In the Grand Final Jim Hicks, the British champion from Fife, met the Norwegian champion, Sven Oorslaatd. The fish selected to be eaten in this year's Championships was tench.
It was neck and neck until near the end of the contest, when Jim damaged a tooth and had to retire, leaving Sven the victor as he chewed his way through nine whole fish.
The Fife Herald and Post reported:
“One Tooth Free For Fife’s Hicks, Sven Ate Nine Tench”.
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Riejufixing wrote: | Old ones??
The world fish-eating championships were held last month in Scotland.
In the Grand Final Jim Hicks, the British champion from Fife, met the Norwegian champion, Sven Oorslaatd. The fish selected to be eaten in this year's Championships was tench.
It was neck and neck until near the end of the contest, when Jim damaged a tooth and had to retire, leaving Sven the victor as he chewed his way through nine whole fish.
The Fife Herald and Post reported:
“One Tooth Free For Fife’s Hicks, Sven Ate Nine Tench”.
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ISWYDT and it just has to be a back-handed racist slight against the tight fistedness of Fifers. 🤣 ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 142 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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