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FretGrinder
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 10 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
KITT wrote:
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Is that the face you make just before you drive through someone's front garden wall


No it's the face he makes when the butt plug on the seat goes too far in.
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 10 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Medicinal.
It has oiled the gears of my back muscles and I am ...
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 10 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also:

My Donut.
It has apple in it.
Ermahgerd.
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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My Donut.
It has apple in it.
Ermahgerd.


Ugh, dirty bastards.
Donuts have no business with health foods.
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:44 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

'No it's the face he makes when the butt plug on the seat goes too far in.'

Don't be silly - it doesn't even touch the sides.

That's the face he makes when he wants some bitty bitty.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 12 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

KITT wrote:
Cruising around in my beast when the roads are quite and it's dark. I only need a KITT voice for my sat nav and I will consider myself the new knight rider.

Cool


More like knob rider.
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 12 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uncle Tom is stupidly happy at being an uncle.

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PostPosted: 22:43 - 12 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doughnut.
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 12 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me and Mrs grr went for dark walkies in the park this evening as the dog was being a bit of a bellend this afternoon.
We thought another walk might help us to not kill her this evening. So we did a couple of laps of the park then stopped at
restaurant we often eat in but just for a drink. Bumped into Gracies old obedience class trainer who was in there with
two of his mates. Despite having not seen him for over a year she recognised him which was lovely as she's not
the most outgoing pet dog in the world and very much out of character for Gracie she allowed him to stroke her.
He also complimented us on how well we've kept up with the training and how settled she was now she's that bit older.

I'm still quite amazed she remembered him.
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 14 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do.
Nut.
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 14 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Women always remember men who treat them well.
grr666 wrote:
Me and Mrs grr went for dark walkies in the park this evening as the dog was being a bit of a bellend this afternoon.
We thought another walk might help us to not kill her this evening. So we did a couple of laps of the park then stopped at
restaurant we often eat in but just for a drink. Bumped into Gracies old obedience class trainer who was in there with
two of his mates. Despite having not seen him for over a year she recognised him which was lovely as she's not
the most outgoing pet dog in the world and very much out of character for Gracie she allowed him to stroke her.
He also complimented us on how well we've kept up with the training and how settled she was now she's that bit older.

I'm still quite amazed she remembered him.

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PostPosted: 00:55 - 14 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Women always remember men who treat them well.


Hmmm? I beg to differ Sad not in this house, that’s for sure.
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 14 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Women always remember men who treat them well.


Interesting statement, I think it's likely inaccurate though in my experience.
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:37 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

KITT wrote:


Almost enough to buy yourself another shitbox wagon
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today's shift is 2-10pm.
So I am still sitting here in a t-shirt and pants Laughing
Yesterday I was suited and booted and at the Brompton before 9am Shocked Shocked

Not particularly a fan of finishing at 10pm (particularly when Fridays are always a 9.30am start Sad ) ... but the office goes quiet after about 7pm anyway, just patients coming in and going out ... they're usually seeing the doctor for an hour at that time anyway. So it means I can get on with my work without the constant prattle of my colleagues.

And to think that I missed office banter when I was Addison Lee-ing.
I'm trying to remember why ... LOL
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I finally got my boat doors finished.

The paint finish wasn't perfect but I'd had enough and used nearly 0.5 of a litre of boat enamel. Ridiculous amount for the surface area involved.

https://i.postimg.cc/tRnZ4T25/IMG-1177.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I finally got my boat doors finished.

The paint finish wasn't perfect but I'd had enough and used nearly 0.5 of a litre of boat enamel. Ridiculous amount for the surface area involved.

https://i.postimg.cc/tRnZ4T25/IMG-1177.jpg


actual photo of Polar Bear making a song and dance about it.

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PostPosted: 13:13 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I finally got my boat doors finished.

The paint finish wasn't perfect but I'd had enough and used nearly 0.5 of a litre of boat enamel. Ridiculous amount for the surface area involved.

https://i.postimg.cc/tRnZ4T25/IMG-1177.jpg


actual photo of Polar Bear making a song and dance about it.

https://i.postimg.cc/fbrHQspJ/rosie-and-jim.png


Rubbish, I'm a lot of things but ginger isn't one of them.

(and I'm not a tranny either)

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PostPosted: 16:43 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What has oiled my gears today is the possibility (probability?) of getting rid of May
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

panrider_uk wrote:
What has oiled my gears today is the possibility (probability?) of getting rid of May


Harsh.
What's he done now?
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 16 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
... the office goes quiet after about 7pm anyway, just patients coming in and going out ... they're usually seeing the doctor for an hour at that time anyway

I'm ready to eat my words now, Mr DeMille.
Cunt of a day Mad Mad

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