Xmas.

[Beehive Bedlam]

Overheard a conversation today between two individuals about how noone should be alone at Xmas yada yada.

I thought to myself lol fucking faggots I deliberately go out of my way to 'be alone' I couldn't think of anything worse than sitting round a table with a set of hypocrites full of fake smiles exchanging shitty gifts no one really wants pretending to be grateful for said shitty gifts all in the spirit of Christmas.

I'm thinking a joy ride around the lake district possibly the Scottish highlands this year whilst the hypocrites get on with it. Even better I won't have to taste brussel sprout farts on the way back as I won't be on the bike.

Have a very merry Christmas.

[Evil Hans]

I doubt you'll have to try that hard to be on your own.
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[M.C]

I've basically Xmasblocked this year, I convinced my family there was no point us getting gifts for each other and said I'd only get presents for the younger members.

We haven't had decorations for a few years, and last year didn't even 'celebrate' Christmas on Christmas day which was the last straw for me.

I can take one designated shitty day, I can't take that day being in flux or even worse having multiple shitty days.

Bah humbug!

[Polarbear]

My youngest daughter and boyfriend have invited me and her Mum onto their boat for Christmas dinner.

The slight elephant in the custard bowl is her oven is too small for the Turkey so she has asked me to bring my boat down 16 miles from my marina to their boat in Leighton Buzzard so they can use my oven to cook it. Oh, and I have a bigger table so we can eat on mine as well.

I said to wifie, why don't we just eat on my boat in the Marina?

Don't you dare suggest that - they are having their first Christmas on board and want to invite us to theirs for it so we are going there.

Does anyone else see any sort of warped logic in there?
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[M.C]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Diggs]

I see the logic. There comes a time in a young person's life where they host Christmas rather than a parent. It is a rite of passage for the youngster, and the top of a downward slope to senility and death for the parent.

Alternatively one can look on the bright side and enjoy the transition in the knowledge that you won't be asked to do Christmas again. You can put your feet up, have a drink and fall asleep to whatever shite is on the telly in the afternoon. Earned, I'd say!
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[Polarbear]

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[Chinaboy]

I've not been home since September, going home in 3 days. With three little children 7,5,and 3 I cant wait. Before the children came along, I really couldn't be bothered and would ride to Portland Bill and sit and watch the waves breaking in on Christmas day. How life changes eh?

[M.C]

[Polarbear]

[yen_powell]

[M.C]

[Polarbear]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Sister Sledge]

[recman]

[WD Forte]

[M.C]

[Polarbear]

[Diggs]

Sounds like a fine way to spend Christmas!
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[hellkat]

[Polarbear]

Both of us bringing the boats back from Northampton in the lovely summer. I was the hotel boat as they didn't have a fridge for the beer at the time.

https://i.postimg.cc/cHGjnGdd/Both-boats.jpg

Actually, I was the food boat, the booze boat and the watching TV boat. I'm still not sure how I got roped into it.
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[M.C]