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Courier265
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still riding my CBF500 for work... when is it suppose to be getting cold?
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Still riding my CBF500 for work... when is it suppose to be getting cold?

Climate change = warmer winters. Send a thank you card to Trump.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How did you know when he arrived? Thinking


Can't really miss the sound of his bike Cool Cool
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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How did you know when he arrived? Thinking


Can't really miss the sound of his bike Cool Cool


Must've rung a bell with you Smile
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not today but Tues.

I found a dog running on the slip road to the M5. I pulled over, opened the van door and it jumped straight in.
Very well behaved, well trained and obviously someones pet.

https://i.imgur.com/AIv09We.jpg?1

I gave it half my sandwich and a big drink of water. After phoning the vet closest to where I was I took her there and she was scanned for a chip.

https://i.imgur.com/OrDC3AJ.jpg?1

20 minutes later she was reunited with her owners after being missing for a week!


Happy owners and happy dog, gears well and truly oiled.
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good work fisty Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
Still riding my CBF500 for work... when is it suppose to be getting cold?

Climate change = warmer winters. Send a thank you card to Trump.


"I wish" said half of central and southern Europe right now Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
M.C wrote:
Climate change = warmer winters. Send a thank you card to Trump.


"I wish" said half of central and southern Europe right now Laughing

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PostPosted: 23:33 - 10 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Must've rung a bell with you

... funneeee.

In fact, he used to get stuck behind me in traffic when I was lane-splitting like an old granny on the way home from work. I used to hear him coming up behind me, possibly a different bike, not sure, but somehow I usually knew it was Chris - so eventually I'd have to let him through. Advantage being I then got the opportunity of perving his arse for the few minutes he was in front of me before he got too far ahead Cool Thumbs Up

Doovy and Conan have suffered the same indignities.
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PostPosted: 08:17 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

PorkChop coming home safe and sound after 2 hours of dental surgery.
There was a chance he wouldnt survive the anesthetic due to his age and heart but the vets were amazing.

https://i.imgur.com/qfOY5SC.jpg?1

14 teth out! So hopefully no more rancid breath and I might get a few more years out of the little shit.

https://i.imgur.com/PIJCqoy.jpg?1
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Climate change = Rebranded from "Global Warming, when it was proven things were getting colder. Covers all eventualities.

Warmer? It's all your fault?

Colder? It's all your fault

Exactly the same? Shit, need to rename it again.


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PostPosted: 17:55 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
PorkChop coming home safe and sound after 2 hours of dental surgery.
There was a chance he wouldnt survive the anesthetic due to his age and heart but the vets were amazing.

https://i.imgur.com/qfOY5SC.jpg?1

14 teth out! So hopefully no more rancid breath and I might get a few more years out of the little shit.

https://i.imgur.com/PIJCqoy.jpg?1


Hope Pork Chop recovers well after the surgery.
We went through the same thing with our old mutt but she was never the same after.
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
PorkChop coming home safe and sound after 2 hours of dental surgery.
There was a chance he wouldnt survive the anesthetic due to his age and heart but the vets were amazing.

https://i.imgur.com/qfOY5SC.jpg?1

14 teth out! So hopefully no more rancid breath and I might get a few more years out of the little shit.

https://i.imgur.com/PIJCqoy.jpg?1


Aww, poor sausage. Was it all his teeth? No teeth to keep his tongue in his mouth? Smile
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
PorkChop coming home safe and sound after 2 hours of dental surgery.

14 teth out! So hopefully no more rancid breath and I might get a few more years out of the little shit.


My mum's black Labrador had to have a similar amount of teeth out. After, his tongue would stick out as he slept. It didn't stop him eating stuff, though.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, Porko McChoppo, hope his little chopface heals up soon
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
My mum's black Labrador had to have a similar amount of teeth out. After, his tongue would stick out as he slept. It didn't stop him eating stuff, though.

There is nothing, short of death, that will stop a labrador from eating
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Porkchop Crying or Very sad

Can dogs eat soup? Or will he just have gravy from now on?
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Poor Porkchop Crying or Very sad

Can dogs eat soup? Or will he just have gravy from now on?


He's got 8 or so teeth left, and will be on a diet of mush/mince. Luckily his canines are still in place so his tongue will not be falling out just yet!
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

mines lost most of his teeth now


we find the pate type dog food suits him best as it doesn't need chewing as much

the meaty ones he had a habit of getting lumps stuck and being sick

we get the little foil trays
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
mines lost most of his teeth now


we find the pate type dog food suits him best as it doesn't need chewing as much

the meaty ones he had a habit of getting lumps stuck and being sick

we get the little foil trays


He's been on these for a while mixed with biscuits.

https://www.purelypetsupplies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/p-141181-PP17510-1.jpg

But no more biscuits!
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
mines lost most of his teeth now


we find the pate type dog food suits him best as it doesn't need chewing as much

the meaty ones he had a habit of getting lumps stuck and being sick

we get the little foil trays


He's been on these for a while mixed with biscuits.

https://www.purelypetsupplies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/p-141181-PP17510-1.jpg

But no more biscuits!


Sometimes dogfood sounds more appetising that human food. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Sometimes dogfood sounds more appetising that human food. Laughing


According to Harrington's, it's "60% duck". I wonder whether that's bones, guts, feathers and all, or what, and what the source of the duck is.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fell over at work before Christmas and hurt my knee so haven't been able to get out running for the last three weeks. Today I did Parkrun and didn't collapse! Also found 20 that I thought I had lost.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
He's got 8 or so teeth left,


He's doing better than the Jeremy Kyle pond dwellers then. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 13 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
He's got 8 or so teeth left, and will be on a diet of mush/mince. Luckily his canines are still in place so his tongue will not be falling out just yet!


Don't give him exclusively mush, even with 8 teeth he'll still really want something to chew on. He'll adapt with his teeth & gums. A few bones (not huge knuckle bones or bird's bones or dangerous things like that) will be weel liked.
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