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PostPosted: 00:19 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
How will I get by

Steal from someone who stockpiled everything you need. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:21 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've been building a stock the past few months, pasta, rice, oats, powdered milk, instant potatoes, noodles, then about 100 tins so far - potatoes, peas, carrots, chickpeas, corn, sausages and beans, ravioli, soups, corned beef, chopped ham, chicken curry, beef curry.

How fecking sad am I Sad


Folded arms I don't believe anyone has actually bought into the hysteria that badly.
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We’re not going over the top, we’ve got enough to get us through the first couple of months if there is no deal."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6433373/Cornwall-couple-stockpile-food-essentials-case-no-deal-Brexit.html
https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/family-frightened-of-no-deal-brexit-stockpiles-quinoa-and-passata-8185104/

I notice that they haven't got any toilet roll. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"We’re not going over the top, we’ve got enough to get us through the first couple of months if there is no deal."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6433373/Cornwall-couple-stockpile-food-essentials-case-no-deal-Brexit.html
https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/family-frightened-of-no-deal-brexit-stockpiles-quinoa-and-passata-8185104/

I notice that they haven't got any toilet roll. Laughing


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The couple say it is a matter of survival.


No guns on their list?
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Survival? Pfft. Plenty of dogs and cats around.

And quinoa and passata ffs. I reckon they deserve some hardship.
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those bloody immigrants, coming over here and catching our rats. What are we meant to eat?

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PostPosted: 01:29 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Immigrants.
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PostPosted: 01:41 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Immigrants.


Brick Wall Of course, silly me! That's why so many have been let in, ready to be the main course in the No Deal Brexit Feast.

Well done politicians, to have that foresight so many years ago. Thumbs Up

Can I cook DA on a spit then?
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PostPosted: 01:44 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Immigrants.

Dibs on Val.
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Meh I live in rioting country, if things get bad we'll get our taxes back Thumbs Up


What about the large proportion of "Londoners" who don't pay tax? Who's tax will they be taking?
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 11 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

5,500 bags of pasta.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-shocks-multis-folk-by-delivering-some-of-his-5500-bags-of-stockpiled-pasta/

(may or may not be Brexit related)
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


It's ok, this thread is redundant now, since Val informed us that if Brexit happens....



WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

anyway.


Thinking

Food shortages are looking to shape up into a self-fulfilling prophecy though, at this rate Laughing
You were right: it'll be easier just to rob those who stockpile it.
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PostPosted: 00:52 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are going to be riots, it is going to be fun, the BBC and Sky News will have their helicopters out to provide coverage and I will make sure to have lots of weed to smoke whilst watching.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/8168362/police-chiefs-call-security-high-street-warn-no-deal-riots-food-shortages/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579609/Brexit-panic-buying-fears-event-no-deal-lead-police-warn-shops-beef-security.html

We've still got 76 days to go. Pass the popcorn

I like the idea of things like this happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzz8BvaQL9Q
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know who will be rioting. Really we all should, but if Mdma can't be arsed, neither can I....
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
I don't know who will be rioting. Really we all should, but if Mdma can't be arsed, neither can I....

If certain BCF'ers turn up I might use it as an excuse to bottle a few people Whistle
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PostPosted: 01:23 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do we have to wait? Can we just get started? Bounce!


We could all meet at Val's house Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

So far, our panic purchases include, 8 Fray Bentos Balti pies, 8 tins of corned beef, a big pack of Cadburys Smash and 3 tins of condensed milk.

Anyone else thinking about this?



Clearing out cupboards, I've just thrown out a Fray Benotos BBE 2013. Shocked

What was I thinking! With Brexit inflation, they'll be serving that at The Ivy.


......I did fix my mortgage and energy prices just before the vote and bought lots of bottled water and whey protein and powdered oats.....and tinned fish.

But eat that anyway.
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pasta guy: WTF? Where did it come from? Why just pasta and tomatoes? How many times has he had it up his arse?

Val - we're gonna hunt you down. I've eaten worse..
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:


Val - we're gonna hunt you down. I've eaten worse..


I dunno. I already find him very indigestible.
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Where did it come from? Why just pasta and tomatoes? How many times has he had it up his arse?

Why do you think he's had any of it up his arse?

Where did it come from? He stole it from somewhere. He's the modern day robin hood, steals from those who're pasta rich and gives to those who're penneless.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


Where did it come from? He stole it from somewhere. He's the modern day robin hood, steals from those who're pasta rich and gives to those who're penneless.


Excellent!
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pigeon wrote:


Clearing out cupboards, I've just thrown out a Fray Benotos BBE 2013. Shocked

But eat that anyway.


That's the problem. I do think it is sensible to have a stock of non-perishable stuff to last a few weeks as things settle down, however the stuff I'm buying isn't stuff we'd normally eat.

Which isn't a problem if the doomsday scenario of food shortages actually happens, we'd (all) just be glad of what we had in that situation.

However, if nothing happens and we've stockpiled all this stuff for nothing, we're going to spend weeks eating Fray Bentos pies, tinned curry and corned beef hash made with Cadbury's Smash just to get rid of it and free up the cupboard space. Sick

And before anyone suggests that we donate it to the needy Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

And before anyone suggests that we donate it to the needy Middle Finger


Bugger! Sad
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Diggs wrote:
I don't know who will be rioting. Really we all should, but if Mdma can't be arsed, neither can I....

If certain BCF'ers turn up I might use it as an excuse to bottle a few people Whistle

Will there be bottles after Brexit?

Sister Sledge wrote:
That extra year allows a new political party to be created. The new party is run by Blair and some other 'interesting' people.

FTFY, (I'm semi-serious.) even though I don't like it.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 12 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever happens, you're going to spend weeks eating Fray Bentos pies, tinned curry and corned beef hash made with Cadbury's Smash. Laughing
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