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Posted: 22:04 - 18 Jan 2019 Post subject: |
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The person who pays my wages is my boss.
Everyone else is a colleague, whether they like it or not ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 15:30 - 19 Jan 2019 Post subject: |
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Right, it's rant time!
Just a sec...rolling up my sleeves...
Is every fucking day pension day now?! There is not one day of the week now when the local supermarket isn't crawling with 'em, doddering around and blocking every aisle, every shelf, every checkout
Now then, that's the warm-up dealt with.
You know what's been doing my nut in lately? Cow farts! Yes, you know it, they're destroying the planet, you can only have one small beef burger a week now.
Bollocks, I say. Let's go back to ancient times for a moment, before we reared all these herds of beef. What about the millions of buffalo that used to roam the North American plains? And the millions of wildebeest on the plains of Africa? Caribou in the tundra? How many billions of all those were there once upon a time? And that's just three species.
But oh no, we want to save all these wild animals so they can...what, fart and destroy the planet?!
Nowadays, what about sheep? don't they fart? Maybe they fart oxygen then, or Planet-Cleaner gas or something?
Personally, I eat a lot of chicken ("I eats mo' chick'n any man ever seen" ). How much do chickens fart? (answers on a postcard please).
What about the billions of people, why don't we limit them? And, oh, this one's a doozy! They want us to eat more beans! Fuckin BEANS for fuck's sake! Do they know how much beans make me fart?! Even now, knock me off and you'd probably slow global warming by a millennia!
Ok, that's it.
Old fart signing off did ya see what I did th...oh, never mind. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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And don't you raise your eyebrow at me sonny. Think we're James fuckin Bond do we? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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I thought eggs were in effect encapsulated (by virtue of their shell) chicken periods...? ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Once upon a time, I was walking on a Welsh hillside when I spied a bloke some way off, heading purposefully towards me. So I stopped and waited for him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFufoOgCMW8
After several minutes, he finally reached me.
He said hello, and then, "Did you know there are more sheep in Wales than people?"
Then he turned on his heel, and walked off in a completely different direction.
True story. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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M.C wrote: | He was propositioning you. |
Unlikely. I wasn't wearing a sheepskin coat. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Get yourself down to your Doctor's surgery for a Check up.
A 'cold shouldn't last more than a few weeks. Your immune system should be able to sort it out.
It may have been more than a cold (Which has Fuk all to do with exposure to low ambient temperatures.)
It's caused by exposure to one or more of several viruses.
The important issue for your case is the length of time you complained of the effects.
The virus can do more damage to your respiratory system and you won't feel it. Until later. Of particularly stressed.
Unless you were unfortunate to work with or otherwise be exposed to viral people repeatedly.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/common-cold/
It's not low temps that cause the cold. It's lots of folk sharing the same stuffy air in cold climates. It's cold outside so folk turn up the heat then close all the windows to keep the heat in. Mental....
. ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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Does sound like a low-level infection of some sort. I once had one for months following a cold, then had something else for which the doc prescribed a course of antibiotics. When I'd finished the course, seemed like I hadn't felt so good for ages. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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MCN wrote: | Get yourself down to your Doctor's surgery for a Check up.
A 'cold shouldn't last more than a few weeks. Your immune system should be able to sort it out.
It may have been more than a cold (Which has Fuk all to do with exposure to low ambient temperatures.)
It's caused by exposure to one or more of several viruses.
The important issue for your case is the length of time you complained of the effects.
The virus can do more damage to your respiratory system and you won't feel it. Until later. Of particularly stressed.
Unless you were unfortunate to work with or otherwise be exposed to viral people repeatedly.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/common-cold/
It's not low temps that cause the cold. It's lots of folk sharing the same stuffy air in cold climates. It's cold outside so folk turn up the heat then close all the windows to keep the heat in. Mental....
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Sadly having 'the bad AIDS' as we so eloquently put it , GP's generally just say it's because of that. (I'm normally fit & well)
I have a hospital appt next week, so will as them to run extra bloods, though it normally shows nothing... |
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BBC4 are apparently trying to sell Scotland. I don't want it, it's too expensive. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 93 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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