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recman
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 02 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Found out that one of cousins has died, she died LAST OCTOBER and my mother has just found this out.

Brick Wall


I missed my favourite uncle Jack's funeral because none of my cvnt family thought to let me know he'd even passed away.
I remind them of this at every opportunity which, to be fair, isn't often 'cos they can all fvck off.
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
Found out that one of cousins has died, she died LAST OCTOBER and my mother has just found this out.

Brick Wall


I missed my favourite uncle Jack's funeral because none of my cvnt family thought to let me know he'd even passed away.
I remind them of this at every opportunity which, to be fair, isn't often 'cos they can all fvck off.


Which is how my Mother feels about it, she's 88 and doesn't need this farking shite.
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back ache.

Cleaning out the tortoise something went twang in my lower back.

I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Back ache.

Cleaning out the tortoise something went twang in my lower back.

I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.


It must be a bit of a squeeze getting in there. I'm not surprised you did your back in.
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Back ache
I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.


Now thatís just silly! Nothings that bad surely?
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds well nice. Cool Thumbs Up Cool Thumbs Up

I use gingernuts instead of digestives, and whipped cream instead of sour cream.

Edit.
Oh wait, its baked. Nice!
I wondered what the eggs were for.
I tend to use a bit of gelatine* and put it in the fridge to set.


*from the hellkat "Not For Vegan Snowflakes" range
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Sounds well nice. Cool Thumbs Up Cool Thumbs Up

I use gingernuts instead of digestives, and whipped cream instead of sour cream.

Edit.
Oh wait, its baked. Nice!
I wondered what the eggs were for.
I tend to use a bit of gelatine* and put it in the fridge to set.


*from the hellkat "Not For Vegan Snowflakes" range


It was fckgni lush. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Back ache.

Cleaning out the tortoise something went twang in my lower back.

I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.


Couldnt you just have lifted her to eye level before carrying out the cleaning procedure? Saves bending over Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Fisty wrote:
Back ache.

Cleaning out the tortoise something went twang in my lower back.

I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.


Couldnt you just have lifted her to eye level before carrying out the cleaning procedure? Saves bending over Very Happy


I thought you put the shell in your mouth a sucked Confused

Why bend over?

Unless of course you did it like this......

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxHenpoII8Hg0bhbEk2-qjVl4IFmHmL5K_s5MX7SI3aS4SSwsW
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 03 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eight, yes eight, green fruit pastilles in a row, from one tube!
Arghhhhhhhhhh!
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 04 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:52 - 04 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gears not exactly ground but I just want to ask, did football fans pay £280,000 for a privateer search for Emiliano Sala and his pilot when the Air Accident Investigation Board were duty-bound to send a survey ship to find and retrieve the wreck anyway?
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 04 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Gears not exactly ground but I just want to ask, did football fans pay £280,000 for a privateer search for Emiliano Sala and his pilot when the Air Accident Investigation Board were duty-bound to send a survey ship to find and retrieve the wreck anyway?

Uggh its been social media at its finest. Apparently until today the family thought he might still be alive Neutral I guess a migrant dinghy could have picked him up Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 04 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walking back to my bike after a delivery and felt a pain in my lower right leg, felt like I pulled a muscle, now I can't walk properly.
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 04 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
I am in agony, never had this before. I'd rather read Teffers website.


I've had trapped nerves and other "related" back ailments that have rendered me immobile for a while at various times - I'd still rather deal with the pain. An entire site of Teffers sperg? That's the sort of shit you debate only when faced by a bony chap with a penchant for dark robes and a sharp agricultural implement.
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

When did - 'Cash on collection and Collection only' rephrase as 'Can you pack it up, I'll pay by Paypal and send a courier.' Evil or Very Mad

The only reason I haven't told him/her (no gender supposition here Rolling Eyes ) is that the item (a vintage folding boat) sold for twice what I expected so I'm grudgingly willing to take the Paypal hit and effort of packing it.
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dropped my phone on the tarmac a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the gravel a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the sitting-room carpet just now. The screen smashed.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
I dropped my phone on the tarmac a while ago. It did not break.
I dropped my phone on the gravel a while ago. It did not break.
I dropped my phone on the sitting-room carpet just now. The screen smashed.


Best stop dropping your phone. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
I dropped my phone on the tarmac a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the gravel a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the sitting-room carpet just now. The screen smashed.



Yes but it's like one of those where someone asks you to unscrew a stuck on lid and you puff and pant and twist and strain and NOTHING. Then a 6 year old girl comes along and undoes it. You automatically say "I LOOSENED IT FOR YOU!". That is what the tarmac and gravel did to your phone, weakened it enough that a fly landing on it would break it. You dropped it and SMASH.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
I dropped my phone on the tarmac a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the gravel a while ago. It did not break.

I dropped my phone on the sitting-room carpet just now. The screen smashed.


Iím forever dropping mine but learnt the hard way, I now use a case with rubber right up to the screen edge.
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 06 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It still works but I've got to buy another one. Poxy things Gears grind.
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 09 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morrison's pizzas Sick
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 09 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gumtree seller accepting an offer for an item then informing me that there was a part missing.
I offer less and they get the arsehole. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 10 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Policeman had a chat with me about my bike this morning at a car meet. He told me how dangerous it was and that I'm lucky he's not preventing me from riding it.


I didn't mind that much but he took a good 20 minutes inspecting my bike telling me things were wrong, this meant that I got very wet on the ride home as it rained.

Some of the things were legitimate such as my footpeg not folding up, missing an indicator and the bracket for the front brake line not being attached but he kept going on about how unsafe my brake lever was. He also said my back tyre was barely legal but it's on 3.5mm, worst of all he asked me if I had to spray wd40 on it to get it started!

He seemed like a nice enough guy, I just don't like being told off Razz
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 10 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

EBay "bargains".

I just noticed this, and thought "Oooh! Grr"!!" (I don't want it as I have a couple of spares)...


RIEJU RS3 125 2012 TANK MIDDLE BLACK PLASTIC PANEL

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RIEJU-RS3-125-2012-TANK-MIDDLE-BLACK-PLASTIC-PANEL/132946896925?hash=item1ef440a81d:g:iO8AAOSwJGlbR31G

The same, but brand new, from Rieju? £8.15 + £5.99 postage.

https://www.riejuparts.co.uk/collections/rs3-125-red-2011-15/products/rs3-125-red-2011-15-plastics-2?variant=3079911875

So. £30 for a scratched up used POS. £14.14 for a brand new component.

The same price difference goes for most of the black polypropylene components.
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