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King29
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 07 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Courier265
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 10 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Kindle 8HD arrived this morning, managed to install MX player on it using a work-a-round..
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 10 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

G&T, followed by a size eleven roast pork dinner, and then semi snoozing on the couch Thumbs Up
Pleasant Sunday is pleasant.....hmmmmm Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 10 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loving my new 8inch Kindle, plays my ripped dvd files like a dream however I have to switch to SW from HW on MX player due to a slight glitch at the start of each file. The sound from the speakers is good and the bluetooth works well.

Oh and my old Kindle 7inch, managed to get google play to run thanks to a video on youtube, actually quite easy to do.

Gears well oiled
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming to terms with the fact that (at my age) it doesn't really fucking matter any more at the moment whether I have a job or not.

Who fuckin cares.
I might take up polyandry with heavily-insured gentlemen for a career.
Thinking
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I might take up polyandry with heavily-insured gentlemen for a career.
Thinking


I find that the best laundry detergents are the liquid ones like the ones that are good value at Lidl, although Selfridges' "The Laundress
Signature detergent" may be more appreciated by a gentleman. I hope this is helpful to you.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not planning a career in washing their smalls.
But thank you for thinking of me.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daughter's boyfriend got a puncture in his car tyre. Couldn't get the wheel off. Daughter went out and did it for him

*Proud dad*
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete. wrote:
Daughter's boyfriend got a puncture in his car tyre. Couldn't get the wheel off. Daughter went out and did it for him

*Proud dad*


Now that's embarrassing and farking hilarious at the same time..
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My grandaughter took her first unassisted steps straight to me today,with a massive smile Very Happy Wub
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I might take up polyandry with heavily-insured gentlemen for a career.
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I find that the best laundry detergents are the liquid ones like the ones that are good value at Lidl, although Selfridges' "The Laundress
Signature detergent" may be more appreciated by a gentleman. I hope this is helpful to you.

I have just looked up that word.

Apparently it does not in fact have anything to do with washing your nylons.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a personal rule to never date men who wear nylon underpants.
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It could be the answer to those overly large old man bollocks you hate so much!
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puke

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PostPosted: 22:45 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzer Thou wrote:
My grandaughter took her first unassisted steps straight to me today,with a massive smile Very Happy Wub


Grandkids are cool.

In other news, I found a fiver in the park during my dog walk earlier.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It happened again.

Found an ancient spaniel type thing on the A44 in Wales walking in the road.
Frantic owner found within 10 minutes, postie had left the gate open and it went a wanderin.

Happy owner, happy dog, happy me.

https://i.imgur.com/CQmMJ85.jpg?1

I should start charging or this.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 years and 7 months ago I bought a 4K UHD 3D telly from Staples with a 3 year warranty (Toshiba branded). It fucks up at the weekend, get sound but no picture. Phone up warranty number yesterday and Staples are now The Office Outlet. They send repair bod at 8am today and he takes TV away to try to fix. I get a call at midday to tell me TV is fucked, can't be fixed and since The Office Outlet don't sell TV's; I can have my money back in full. Good result.
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recman
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
It happened again.

Found an ancient spaniel type thing on the A44 in Wales walking in the road.
Frantic owner found within 10 minutes, postie had left the gate open and it went a wanderin.

Happy owner, happy dog, happy me.

https://i.imgur.com/CQmMJ85.jpg?1

I should start charging or this.


That is mad.
I'd be checking nobody has strategically and discreetly attached a few sausages to your wagon.
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

another payrise in march

other bloke is leaving work so want to make sure I is happy Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insurance renewal through for the gixer, I did inform my insurance company at the time that it was nicked (I was abroad, may have needed some help getting home etc) and my renewal is about the same as it was last year.

Yay!

Plus in the run up to Easter the Co-op has bags of Smarties eggs for a quid Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My neighbour on the other side has taken to feeding me randomly now. (The Sikh lady seems to have stopped ) Laughing

I am so stuffed with liver and bacon, with mash, gravy and peas, that I might never move again. I am so uncomfortably stuffed that I am even reluctant to move from the chair to the sofa in order to properly relax.

This is probably how Elvis's last turd felt.

I've decided that the only way I can possibly move about enough to work it off is to get really stoned and then put on some stupid mad-dancing music (like Turning Japanese) and hope that I can actually stand up enough to dance and burn off some of the stodge.

So. Much. Mash. Sick Sick

This oughta do it. My crazy dancing playlist.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bonkers.

Done it.
Moved my matronly arse off the chair.

Sorted.
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I noticed Resurrection Shuffle in that list Thumbs Up top tune Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, another one that makes me dance like a complete lunatic.
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fitted my new Givi rack. Fitting the soft cases tomorrow.
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