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PostPosted: 21:03 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My other half got me an Easter egg for Valentine’s Day Confused
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had to shuffle reluctantly off the sofa tonight to open the door to Sid, who’d been out for a haircut and a loaf.....

Was just about to complain and grumpily ask “Where’s your bleeding key?” When I clock him standing there, in the dark, with a single red rose between his teeth. Wub
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

People are liking my music despite my inadequacies.

I've decided to test their pain threshold by setting up on bandcamp.
Let's see if the fuckers will pay for it.

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PostPosted: 23:40 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
When I clock him standing there, in the dark, with a single red rose between his teeth. Wub



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PostPosted: 23:55 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
When I clock him standing there, in the dark, with a single red rose between his teeth. Wub



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PostPosted: 14:06 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
My other half got me an Easter egg for Valentine’s Day Confused


I got Mrs Nobby some Christmas selection chocs...
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You old smoothie. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You old smoothie. Laughing


I told her that she better eat them quickly because they go out of date in April....
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

By which time next years will be on sale in supermarkets.
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
pepperami wrote:
My other half got me an Easter egg for Valentine’s Day Confused


I got Mrs Nobby some Christmas selection chocs...


Laughing Did you cross out the holly and draw hearts on it.
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Laughing Did you cross out the holly and draw hearts on it.


No, but I did cross out the happy birthday bit in the card.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
When I clock him standing there, in the dark, with a single red rose between his teeth. Wub



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Ahem, Ms Hellkat, you've met my Sidernee, he's a far handsomer specimen than Furwank Butcher Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
When I clock him standing there, in the dark, with a single red rose between his teeth. Wub



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Well he ain't running anywhere any more but...

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PostPosted: 20:07 - 17 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know but that was the first thing it made me think of Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:44 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 years since Dan the dog had a fit.

Let's hope it continues.

Pep our other dog has completed her first day of training. She, like Dan did, is getting fastracked to advanced.
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The moon behind the house today.

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PostPosted: 22:41 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:


I wish I was able to photograph the moon, tonight it's so bright.

Seeing the moon tonight also oils my gears
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Painting emulsion onto newly skimmed walls* is possibly THE most satisfying thing like, everrrrrrr.


*properly dried out and mist coated first, obvs.
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
Fisty wrote:


I wish I was able to photograph the moon, tonight it's so bright.

Seeing the moon tonight also oils my gears


Still no dinghy's there yet though.
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

£35 cash job Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 20 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

went on a 50 mile bicycle ride today, stopped halfway round to watch the Tornado Flypast.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 20 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Early night again, so little work in the afternoons...
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 21 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just realised how racist the moon actually is.
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 21 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

*facepalm*
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 21 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
I've just realised how racist the moon actually is.


The man in the moon is white? Laughing
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