Him or Her

mentalboy · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2012 Karma :

If you are going to ride it until it screams then it's gotta be female.

Non-hetero types can call it what they please and Hellcat doesn't count because standing on testicles in heels is not right!
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Make mine a Corona.

ThatDippyTwat · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Aug 2016 Karma :

Mine are, and always will be, Lasses. Names loosely based on reg plate. My mum used to name her cars in the same fashion, but using male names, I just carried it on with bikes and lasses names.

I currently have Victoria (P*** VTY) and Rebekah (DG** RKJ). The couple before that were Polly (PO11 ***) and Daisy (PO** DSV).
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

stevo as b4 · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Karma :

I don't care in the slightest what people call their bikes or how and if they assign a gender to them.

My little bit of weirdness is that whenever I walk into my workshop and turn the light on, I always say "morning mate" to my bike as I put my mug of tea/coffee down.

It just seems like a bit of a violation to leap into the shed, reach into the toolbox and then lay a big cold spanner on the bike without so much as a hello first. They call it foreplay don't they? Laughing

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

A bit of blood on the floor pales into insignificance if thinking about what could happen. Laughing

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Its all about priorities.
Mr. Green

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M.C · Super Spammer Joined: 29 Sep 2015 Karma :

I remember innocently googling CBT when I wanted to do my Compulsory Bike Training and getting the shock of my life Sick

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

M.C · Super Spammer Joined: 29 Sep 2015 Karma :

On the subject of bollock torture, where's Itchy?

Bled out?

chickenstrip · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Dec 2013 Karma :

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

CHINA!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs8TtQsXsI0

chickenstrip · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Dec 2013 Karma :

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Don't know and don't really want to know.

According to Google, Eddie Stobart only have one truck with a male name. Crying or Very sad

(something about trucks, pals, tape and how it's 2019)

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

what's the truck's name, then? Shifty

not Eddie, I presume
(asking for a friend)
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Lee Rigby.

bhinso · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Karma :

Too soon

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

It's their second male truck!!

"In 2013 after the tragic murder of Lee Rigby, the famous haulage firm, Eddie Stobart named their truck to honour the 25-year-old soldier. This was the second time ever that an Eddie Stobart truck was named after a man. The first one was named Valentino after the Italian racing legend Valentino Rossi. The usual green and red Eddie Stobart trucks are mostly named after females. Therefore it is a rare honour for a man to have a truck named after him."

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I thought it was a nice tribute, as well as a convenient play on the word "Rig"
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