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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Posted: 21:17 - 13 Mar 2019 Post subject: Recurring fresh pineapple delivery? |
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Ok, weird one. I want to arrange for someone (my brother) to have a single fresh pineapple delivered to their work once a month.
It's for comedy effect following a bit of a family in-joke and wont become properly funny until it has gone on for more time than is entirely reasonable. He's getting an antique pineapple display stand for his birthday and this is the follow-up.
Now I may just have to get a supply of postage containers and set a reminder to do it myself but I'm super lazy and would rather pay someone else to do it for me. Also, they don't eat much fruit and veg in rural Northern England unless you count potatoes so my local supply of pineapples would be intermittant at best.
I tried amazon groceries because I know they do recurring orders but they don't do fresh pineapples.
Anyone know if one of the supermarkets would deliver a single pineapple? I've never used supermarket deliveries and I think they might be a bit funny about delivering to a business premesis?
I thought another option would be to contact one of those fruit basket delivery companies and see if they'd set something up for me. Would probably be an expensive option though. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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Ste Not Work Safe
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Posted: 21:38 - 13 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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Recurring fresh pineapple delivery?
Really?
You're not going to get that from any of the supermarkets cos of their minimum order.
Luckily I like a challenge of finding stupid things on Google like somewhere that does recurring orders for single fresh pineapples so I've been busy and found something just for you.
https://www.abelandcole.co.uk/pineapple-organic
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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Ste or your brother?
I set Ste tasks weekly just so he doesn't get bored. Zoololgists refer to it as 'evironmental enrichment.'
He thinks he's looking for kit to upgrade my computer or fix my bike or some such nonsense But you all now know differently.
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____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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This thread has proved that Stinkwheel is a mad bastard and Ste can find absolutley anything on the internet... ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 16 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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