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PostPosted: 07:25 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Women and cars AGAIN


A few weeks ago my daughter came to visit.
A few minutes after she left to go home I got a phonecall from her.
"Dad there's a warning light in my car"
"Where are you"?
"In the driveway".
"Why are you phoning then"?
"Its raining"
"Of course.. lets have a look then"
Trudge out in rain to car.
"It's a warning that you have low pressure in one tyre".
"Oh.. can you fix it"?
"You can fix it. I showed you how to use the compressor in boot"
"I cant remember. Show me again"
Sigh "OK".
I go to boot get compressor.. daughter sits in car.
"Are you coming to see how"?
"Its raining".
"I know.. I'm getting wet".
".. can you do it Dad.. pleeeeease"
Soft touch and she knows it.

If you ask my daughter what type of car she has she will reply "A red one".
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And your point is ... ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And your point is ... ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing


She's colour blind, it's actually green. Wink
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:
If you ask my daughter what type of car she has she will reply "A red one".

30+ years ago, my (future) wife on the phone to her bezzie just after buying her first car, a crappy mini. The one side of the conversation I heard went like this:
"Hi it's me - guess what, just bought a car!"
"Blue!"
Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And your point is ... ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Well... check title... what grinds my gears.

My lazy,stoopid daughter.

Wakey wakey hellkat.
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear oh dear ...

*smiles ominously*

Not had your BCF induction training yet, Mr McHattrick?
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Dear oh dear ...

*smiles ominously*

Not had your BCF induction training yet, Mr McHattrick?


Gulp.

I don't need to bend over do i... Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And your point is ... ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing


OK the penny just dropped.

Its Mrs/Miss Helkat.. not Mr Hellkat. Embarassed

In my defense I am old and downtrodden.

And anyway you can see from my post that my daughter isn't stooopid. She got me wrapped round her little finger... but she is lazy.

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PostPosted: 22:26 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but you love us anyway Wub
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Dear oh dear ...

*smiles ominously*

Not had your BCF induction training yet, Mr McHattrick?


Gulp.

I don't need to bend over do i... Shocked


BDSM fan?
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 16 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, if there is any poo-prodding to be done, I'm sure one of you guys can manage to do it, I'm just not a fan of strap-ons as a Thing.
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Look, if there is any poo-prodding to be done, I'm sure one of you guys can manage to do it, I'm just not a fan of strap-ons as a Thing.


He might have only wanted a spanking, and you're going for the strap on. Poor guy!
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
Good point, the Phooeymeister.
Thing is, nobody round here ever says "punch them in the tits and spank their naughty little bottom", do they.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

fecking car


playing up again

think the coil pack I fitted last year is playing up again


intermittent misfiring and juddering in all gears
last time eml came on and could code read it

no such luck as yet this time
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Look, if there is any poo-prodding to be done, I'm sure one of you guys can manage to do it, I'm just not a fan of strap-ons as a Thing.


He might have only wanted a spanking, and you're going for the strap on. Poor guy!


Shocked Shocked Shocked

This BCF induction training.. compulsory?
Some kind of bonding experience?

Can't I just buy a few rounds of beer?
I mean I'm prob OK with the spanking but I am drawing the line with the strap on.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:


Shocked Shocked Shocked

This BCF induction training.. compulsory?
Some kind of bonding experience?

Can't I just buy a few rounds of beer?
I mean I'm prob OK with the spanking but I am drawing the line with the strap on.


You have to go to the next BCF BBQ. Your fears aren't deep enough yet Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

We seem to have covered all of the seasons via weather today. Sunny, windy, light rain, torrential rain, hail.... Five minutes ago it was sunny and looking very pleasant, now it is grey and hammering it down.

Pick one and stick to it.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
We seem to have covered all of the seasons via weather today. Sunny, windy, light rain, torrential rain, hail.... Five minutes ago it was sunny and looking very pleasant, now it is grey and hammering it down.

Pick one and stick to it.


Same, and girlfriend is poorly, I'm skint and stuck in a crappy rental house for another few weeks with no motorbike. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
We seem to have covered all of the seasons via weather today. Sunny, windy, light rain, torrential rain, hail.... Five minutes ago it was sunny and looking very pleasant, now it is grey and hammering it down.

Pick one and stick to it.

Same at my home, annoying...
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I get ready to ight the stove, and there's strong wind, soot particles can be pushed down the flue. When I light it, smoke can be blown into the room (unless I use some white spirit/paraffin/whatever to make it light fast and defeat the downdraught).

Grr! Cough, sweep....
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
When I get ready to ight the stove, and there's strong wind, soot particles can be pushed down the flue. When I light it, smoke can be blown into the room (unless I use some white spirit/paraffin/whatever to make it light fast and defeat the downdraught).

Grr! Cough, sweep....


Without questioning your abilities and methods, have you read the manual? Operating a stove isn't just about burning flammable stuff in it. Also when was the last time you swept the chimney?
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:

He might have only wanted a spanking, and you're going for the strap on. Poor guy!


Shocked Shocked Shocked

This BCF induction training.. compulsory?
Some kind of bonding experience?

Can't I just buy a few rounds of beer?
I mean I'm prob OK with the spanking but I am drawing the line with the strap on.


Smiler had 4 cocks flopped into his peep hole at the first bbq I went to so basically anything goes.
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