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Posted: 22:47 - 15 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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Polarbear wrote: | Women and cars AGAIN
Wifie coming in from running - 'I've had a bit of a bump, but don't worry, I'm fine'. While trying not to say hows the car I asked what happened? Seems she reversed into another car, no don't know what car but she cracked the bumper of it, that's all.
THAT'S FUCKING ALL
Stupid bitch. I just hope it's not too serious as we have multicar so that's my NC fucked as well if it's too expensive to pay cash. Will find out tomorrow when other person (another female) can get hubby to look at it.
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Youngest daughter has got a slow puncture on MY Twingo. Can I look at it? Me 'Um, it's dark out there so no I can't. Bring it round Sunday day time, here's a compressor to keep it pumped up.'
'Oh, I'm going riding Sunday, how about tomorrow?'
No, tomorrow I am either going to spend the day in the pub or on the boat, both with copious amounts of alcohol watching the rugby and forgetting about women.
Bring it round Sunday day time
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Sounds familiar. Wife and eldest daughter just keep driving cars until they stop going and then call me up as if I can just drop everything and run to the rescue. No oil, no water, punctures, worn wheel bearings, wobbling steering because something in the suspension is fucked, these things mean absolutely fuck all to women. Going back many years we had a Jap import Toyota Lucida. Developed a water leak. Wife refused to stop driving it despite my warnings that it would overheat a seize the engine.
Guess what. It overheated and seized the engine. On Yalding Hill (which if anyone knows the area is a very busy but very narrow and windy main road that links Maidstone to Tunbridge Wells and is used as a cut through). Guess what. I had to come to her rescue. Guess what. It wasn't her fault. ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Travis Bickle Banned
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 12:28 - 16 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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And your point is ... ?
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She's colour blind, it's actually green. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Posted: 14:11 - 16 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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Well... check title... what grinds my gears.
My lazy,stoopid daughter.
Wakey wakey hellkat. ____________________ If it aint broke... fix 'til it is. |
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Posted: 16:38 - 16 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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OK the penny just dropped.
Its Mrs/Miss Helkat.. not Mr Hellkat.
In my defense I am old and downtrodden.
And anyway you can see from my post that my daughter isn't stooopid. She got me wrapped round her little finger... but she is lazy.
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Lazy and feckless. Just like mine. They all are! ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Yeah but you love us anyway ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Good point, the Phooeymeister.
Thing is, nobody round here ever says "punch them in the tits and spank their naughty little bottom", do they. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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McHattrick wrote: |
This BCF induction training.. compulsory?
Some kind of bonding experience?
Can't I just buy a few rounds of beer?
I mean I'm prob OK with the spanking but I am drawing the line with the strap on. |
You have to go to the next BCF BBQ. Your fears aren't deep enough yet ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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We seem to have covered all of the seasons via weather today. Sunny, windy, light rain, torrential rain, hail.... Five minutes ago it was sunny and looking very pleasant, now it is grey and hammering it down.
Pick one and stick to it. ____________________ Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
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Riejufixing wrote: | When I get ready to ight the stove, and there's strong wind, soot particles can be pushed down the flue. When I light it, smoke can be blown into the room (unless I use some white spirit/paraffin/whatever to make it light fast and defeat the downdraught).
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Without questioning your abilities and methods, have you read the manual? Operating a stove isn't just about burning flammable stuff in it. Also when was the last time you swept the chimney? ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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Smiler had 4 cocks flopped into his peep hole at the first bbq I went to so basically anything goes. ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 34 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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