So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

It really genuinely is the nearest decent pub, all around there is being turned into apartments, knocked down, or boarded up. Crying or Very sad

Freddyfruitba... · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 May 2016 Karma :

andyscooter · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 May 2009 Karma :

we pay nearly a fiver a pint in my one local

land lord has some stories to tell though as was mates with Ronnie biggs when he was younger
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King29 · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2017 Karma :

Jesus.

I was in West Brom today for work and nipped into Greggs for a sandwich. The bloke behind the counter is a spitting image of TWD Jesus. Seriously the dude looks just like him. I left my phone in the van, but if I'm over tomorrow I'll take and post a pic.

He's a 95% match. Brightened up my day by the smallest of moments, but hey they're the ones that matter.

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Is everybody called Ronnie a bit dodgy, or something?

Ronnie Kray
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Knight
Ronnie fucking Pickering

... even cute little Ronnie Corbett's like a fox terrier with spectacles, and you know how stroppy they can be Rolling Eyes

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I could qualify it by saying "blokes called Ronnie" I suppose Thinking

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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

That ronnie bird in eastenders was a wrongun
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

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recman · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Mar 2012 Karma :

winz · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Feb 2015 Karma :

Got out for half an hour on the bike this morning, first time I've ridden since my accident. Need to get a few more miles in as a few of us are planning a 5 day trip to either Scotland or the continent.

Even though the battery was flat, and my mate buggered up when jumping the bike resulting in a blown fuse.
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Courier265 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2017 Karma :

CBF500

Front Brake pads replaced, then onto the MOT station for a pass and advisories on both discs (expected) and Taxed.

Oh and while I was in the financial mood I paid off my credit cards and
bunged a couple of grand into my worthless ISA.

pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

Just finished the last off the Scotchhhh Wasted

gong fer a shleep Thumbs Up

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Got back from my latest dogging weekend - lovely dog, very cute, nice cat, invisible gerbil - to rediscover the half tub of Ben and Jerrys I left in the freezer, yay.
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Courier265 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2017 Karma :

got home, brother tells me facebook is down..... shame.....LOL Dance!

Courier265 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2017 Karma :

Traded my Honda CB250 for a second Suzuki Inazuma 250, insurance
sorted, log book transferred into my name over the net, CB250 now
SORN.

GEARS WELL OILED...

Bhud · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Oct 2018 Karma :

I think I can deem my first-ever batch of homebrew a resounding success! Even if I say so myself.. No off-notes or bad tastes in it at all. Actually turned out to be a really good, if rather mild, IPA.

Howling Terror · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

Spring Equinox tomorrow means getting gently hammered with friends whilst making a pleasing racket.

My tools are thus.

Pedalboard of Powah!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2DJKi0WsAAjaY9.jpg

Axe of destruction!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2DHt8mXQAA6yb2.jpg

Our drummer is in attendance and we'll be joined by Phil (an actual musician) and Mr Mav on vocals and electronics (he rubs a screen with his fingers and blows minds).
Dr D will be fucking shit up.
Lady T will be on percussive duties and my job is to fly like an eagle (a bald eagle....literally bald).

Should be good cos I'm playing particularly mediocre at present.
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Courier265 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2017 Karma :

Riejufixing · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jun 2018 Karma :

New smartphone arrived, having been stuck in belgian customs for nearly three weeks. Yay!

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

My ex boyfriend (who really was a tedious little alcoholic ginger cretin) has admitted that he plans to hijack one of my bikes and have it serviced and MOT'd. He thinks it is HIGH TIME I got my arse back on a bike. This caused me to be somewhat tearful that someone actually cared enough about me to do something for me. I think its part of his "making amends" at AA.

Can't really afford to insure them, but fuck it, if he gets one through an MOT I'll find a way.

Laughing

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