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I've been a bit wary lately about a possible stalker - but it turns out he's probably a peeping tom.
Caught him *actually* wanking at my front window this evening.
He's been out there before, but I had decided to be charitable and assume he was a roadman.
But no.
I looked up from my laptop and he was standing right in the corner of my front garden giving it large with the up-and-down hand movements, staring straight in at me. I think I've had more than enough experience of viewing hand jobs to know one when I see one, he wasn't just adjusting his trousers.
Plus, he must have had to wriggle past the main window of the bay and past the buddeleia, to get into the corner of my tiny front garden, had obviously planned it, so that he was less likely to be seen from the street
My curtains are broken, they fell down yesterday but I'm a bit frit of the stepladder since I nearly fell off it whilst changing a light bulb, and my fella is away working, so I was sat here with the curtains half hanging down.
I even had on a respectable dress, not even a t-shirt and knickers or any saucy skirt.
Its the third incident that I have become aware of in the last two months so I put a report into the Met online thingie.
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hellkat wrote: | I've been a bit wary lately about a possible stalker - but it turns out he's probably a peeping tom.
Caught him *actually* wanking at my front window this evening.
He's been out there before, but I had decided to be charitable and assume he was a roadman.
But no.
I looked up from my laptop and he was standing right in the corner of my front garden giving it large with the up-and-down hand movements, staring straight in at me. I think I've had more than enough experience of viewing hand jobs to know one when I see one, he wasn't just adjusting his trousers.
Plus, he must have had to wriggle past the main window of the bay and past the buddeleia, to get into the corner of my tiny front garden, had obviously planned it, so that he was less likely to be seen from the street
My curtains are broken, they fell down yesterday but I'm a bit frit of the stepladder since I nearly fell off it whilst changing a light bulb, and my fella is away working, so I was sat here with the curtains half hanging down.
I even had on a respectable dress, not even a t-shirt and knickers or any saucy skirt.
Its the third incident that I have become aware of in the last two months so I put a report into the Met online thingie.
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Posted: 13:37 - 18 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | I've been a bit wary lately about a possible stalker - but it turns out he's probably a peeping tom.
Caught him *actually* wanking at my front window this evening.
He's been out there before, but I had decided to be charitable and assume he was a roadman.
But no.
I looked up from my laptop and he was standing right in the corner of my front garden giving it large with the up-and-down hand movements, staring straight in at me. I think I've had more than enough experience of viewing hand jobs to know one when I see one, he wasn't just adjusting his trousers.
Plus, he must have had to wriggle past the main window of the bay and past the buddeleia, to get into the corner of my tiny front garden, had obviously planned it, so that he was less likely to be seen from the street
My curtains are broken, they fell down yesterday but I'm a bit frit of the stepladder since I nearly fell off it whilst changing a light bulb, and my fella is away working, so I was sat here with the curtains half hanging down.
I even had on a respectable dress, not even a t-shirt and knickers or any saucy skirt.
Its the third incident that I have become aware of in the last two months so I put a report into the Met online thingie.
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That's not on. Direct action in the form of a clout around the head would seem appropriate, as I doubt the rozzers will commit much resource to it. Any 'handy' local BCF'ers up to the job? ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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hellkat wrote: | I've been a bit wary lately about a possible stalker - but it turns out he's probably a peeping tom.
Caught him *actually* wanking at my front window this evening.
He's been out there before, but I had decided to be charitable and assume he was a roadman.
But no.
I looked up from my laptop and he was standing right in the corner of my front garden giving it large with the up-and-down hand movements, staring straight in at me. I think I've had more than enough experience of viewing hand jobs to know one when I see one, he wasn't just adjusting his trousers.
Plus, he must have had to wriggle past the main window of the bay and past the buddeleia, to get into the corner of my tiny front garden, had obviously planned it, so that he was less likely to be seen from the street
My curtains are broken, they fell down yesterday but I'm a bit frit of the stepladder since I nearly fell off it whilst changing a light bulb, and my fella is away working, so I was sat here with the curtains half hanging down.
I even had on a respectable dress, not even a t-shirt and knickers or any saucy skirt.
Its the third incident that I have become aware of in the last two months so I put a report into the Met online thingie.
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Just be careful, there's enough loonies around to warrant carrying a rape alarm.
(or a stun gun).
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Posted: 15:34 - 18 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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This escalates things beyond just "some boy hanging around outside", so things will have to change, LOL
I've got/have put more assorted "security measures" in place , including the number of my local police station on my phone, and a friend has offered to stay around if I get worried, as my bloke is often away.
I'll have to tell my neighbour upstairs, but I am wary of making her more nervous than she already is, but she needs to be aware, regardless. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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I've had a standard response from the rozzers by email but what annoys me more is that until they turn up to take more information, I can't have a fucking joint, LOL - otherwise they'll think its all in my head.
I was straight as a judge, last night, hadn't been imbibing for over 24 hours prior to then, but now I *neeeeeeed* a spliff and I can't have one else it will be all 'ello 'ello 'ello, wot ave we ere then? and I'll be the one at fault
I may have to venture out in the garden.
But the sharp-eyed rozzers can always tell when someone is intoxicato ... woe is me ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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What, he was gonna masturbate outside the guy's house?
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One thing that really grinds my gears is a common event mid-morning at work.
I go to the bog, settle down in my trap for a nice long shit on company time. Whereupon a cleaner enters the room and yells "Is anyone in?"
Not only does this wreck the whole plan, it is also extremely socially awkward
Response depends on whether anyone else is in and consists of either "YES", "NO", or say nothing and GTFO.
It happens so frequently I think of it now as 'being IAI'd'
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Riejufixing wrote: | hellkat wrote: | Still not managed to catch up with my upstairs neighbour, but I am pretty sure once I've discussed it with her, she will be anxious for the police to be involved. |
If you don't keep prodding them (sorry), then they are far less likely to do anything, I have found. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 40 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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