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People who don't share my sense of humour.
My better half and I were at a meal last night. It was a 'friends of friends' invite, and we don't know the couple well. Everything was going swimmingly, we had a prawny-salmon thing with lemon horseraddish for starters, a lebanese mince and mint thing with pittabread and spiced oils for mains, and chocolate/walnut cake with a raspberry coolie for pud. All delicious. The wine flowed as did the conversation - all proper middle-class Liberal virtue-signalling stuff including Brexit, the rugby, Masterchef, how nobody could vote Labour any more, whose kids were taking what drugs and failing at school etc.
The topic turned to alternative therapies, and in particular to the services of a close friend of our host who has a clinic nearby offering raki, head massage, sound and smell treatments etc. My faux pas was waiting for a lull in the conversation, then stating loudly that for another tenner she does a cracking hand-job.
The silence said it all. I don't think we'll be invited back.... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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I bet she does, though ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Diggs wrote: |
The silence said it all. I don't think we'll be invited back.... |
Thank fuck for that, eh? Sounds like it was a nightmare of an evening anyway. Apart from the food. But you really need to be getting used to beans on toast in case we actually leave the EU ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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I'm on beans on toast 6 days a week BEFORE leaving the EU. What hope have I got???!!! ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Upgrade the toast to grilled cheese on toast. |
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hellkat wrote: | I bet she does, though |
I imagine she could do a mean tantric wank. Like telephone sex but to whale music... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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That's just gonna make things worse
What next? Snacks in January? |
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And my rant today is a repeat.......
women and cars
Had to take wifies Megane in for an MOT which meant getting up at 7 to take her to work then going home, getting her car and off to MOT station. OK, no real problem, pain in the arse sitting in MOT place for an hour and a half to be told it needs a new tyre and a CV boot. OK that's fair enough.
Took it home, told wifie, said booked in Saturday so you can take it in. No, I'm out with friends, can you take it. Suppose so. That's my Satuday fucked and no doubt I'll never see the money for that again.
Today, daughter car, MOT, same place. I told her clean it.
Got up at 0630, took her to work, came home looked in car and almost gagged. Filthy, stinks of horse piss. Is carrying about half a ton of straw, hay, horse feed, horse shit and general rubbish.
I've just spent an hour cleaning the front seats and wells. Fabreezing the car and a bit of dashboard cleaner for good measure. Two black bin bags of rubbish from the so called front of the clean car alone. Had to empty the dyson 3 times as well.
It's still shit by any standards but at least the mechanic SHOULDN'T refuse point blank to get in it.
Fuck I'm furious. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Polarbear wrote: | And my rant today is a repeat.......
women and cars
Had to take wifies Megane in for an MOT which meant getting up at 7 to take her to work then going home, getting her car and off to MOT station. OK, no real problem, pain in the arse sitting in MOT place for an hour and a half to be told it needs a new tyre and a CV boot. OK that's fair enough.
Took it home, told wifie, said booked in Saturday so you can take it in. No, I'm out with friends, can you take it. Suppose so. That's my Satuday fucked and no doubt I'll never see the money for that again.
Today, daughter car, MOT, same place. I told her clean it.
Got up at 0630, took her to work, came home looked in car and almost gagged. Filthy, stinks of horse piss. Is carrying about half a ton of straw, hay, horse feed, horse shit and general rubbish.
I've just spent an hour cleaning the front seats and wells. Fabreezing the car and a bit of dashboard cleaner for good measure. Two black bin bags of rubbish from the so called front of the clean car alone. Had to empty the dyson 3 times as well.
It's still shit by any standards but at least the mechanic SHOULDN'T refuse point blank to get in it.
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I feel your pain. Fortunately I never ever intend to breed, however I do have a sister who is equally as ignorant when it comes to cars.
Likes to call herself a "girl racer". Gave me a lift home after I had my appendix out. Never have I ever been driven my someone with such little mechanical sympathy, I was in so much pain I got out and took the bus! Never heard of a clutch and such disrespect to her cars that they only last a couple of years from nearly new and her husband refuses to allow her to drive his Evo!
I'm beginning to wonder if garages are as bad towards women as the femi-nazi's make out. Maybe is because the car is so shagged, it literally needs every part replacing every 6 months! |
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Polarbear wrote: | I've just spent an hour cleaning the front seats and wells. Fabreezing the car and a bit of dashboard cleaner for good measure. Two black bin bags of rubbish from the so called front of the clean car alone. Had to empty the dyson 3 times as well. |
Why the fuck do you bother???!!! I've given up on my daughter and refuse to have anything to do with her car (which I bought and paid for and spent many hours lovingly making it nice for her, doing it up, put nice alloys on it, a Bluetooth stereo etc. only for her to treat it like a piece of shit). If she can't respect it why the fuck should I sort her shit out for her when it goes wrong? I've had mechanics refuse to work on it because they can't even get in the damn thing, or refuse to search for the locking wheel nut key because it's buried underneath ten tons of shite.
She's been running round with the cords showing and the wheel bearings fucked, wobbling all over the place, for months now. I don't care. All she has to do is take it to the garage and I'll pay for it. She's too fucking lazy to do that. She expects me to drop it off and pick it up too, oh yeah and in the meantime run her around while she hasn't got a car, which I refuse to do which is why she refuses to take it to the garage cos she's a lazy bitch.
Same here, stinks of horses, which in itself I wouldn't mind as that's what she does for a living (she comes home smelling of it too) but when she treats the footwells as rubbish bins and leaves fagbutts everywhere, fag ash on the dashboard, burn holes in all the seats. That's something I put a lot of love and care into making nice for her and she treats it like that.
I think Polarbear should be banned for inciting annoyance between other BCF members and their family members.
Thanks Polarbear! I was having a good day until you reminded me how fucking lazy and feckless my daughter is... ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Furthermore my son point blank refuses to lock up his scooter. I mean why? It takes like 20 seconds. What the actual fuck? Is it because he hasn't paid for it out of his own money and therefore it is somehow dispensable?
He'll be less than chuffed when someone carries it away one day and I refuse to buy him another. Oh guess what, Dad's Taxi will be back in business!
Fucking kids! ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Don't get me started on my wife. ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Correct. ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 76 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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