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MCN
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PostPosted: 05:25 - 25 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Standing Cock Hath no Conscience.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 25 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man who walk through airport turn style sideways going to Bangkok.
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PostPosted: 07:47 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Man who walk through airport turn style sideways going to Bangkok.

Not to be pedantic, 'cos I did snigger a little, but when did you last go to an airport? Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinaboy wrote:
bhinso wrote:
Man who walk through airport turn style sideways going to Bangkok.

Not to be pedantic, 'cos I did snigger a little, but when did you last go to an airport? Laughing


They still have those grass doors at Passport control.

You could still get to Bangkok going through them.
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was scanned at Bangkok airport about two weeks ago on my return to UK. They found my cock ring but opted to
wave me through rather than continue their search. Laughing I also high-fived a pair of (fit) chinese stewardesses while
my wife in the next queue watched on helplessly. Cool
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

IT'S OFFICIAL:

TOWIE's Chloe Sims CONFIRMS she's dating Dan Edgar


IT'S OFFICIAL:

I don't give a shit.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Following on from the sad demise of Scott Walker this week (see Celebrity RIP thread):
The Walker Brothers weren't actually brothers. And none of them were really named Walker either. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised
Next you'll be telling me they didn't make crisps.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of all the people in history that have reached 65 years of age, half of them are living right now.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627550-100-the-shock-of-the-old-welcome-to-the-elderly-age/
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 26 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
Of all the people in history that have reached 65 years of age, half of them are living right now.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627550-100-the-shock-of-the-old-welcome-to-the-elderly-age/


We obviously need a good old war to get the averages down. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
A Standing Cock Hath no Conscience.

Tell me about it Rolling Eyes

One of my old flames in NZ has been chatting me up again in the last year or so, and despite having been married for over 20 years, he's still ready to stick it to me again at the drop of a hat.

I pointed out that he was a tart and he said "I guess I always have been".

Yes, dear.
That is precisely why this time round I am only leading you up the garden path, and not back through the gates of Heaven.
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
their penises are prehensile in a similar way to the human tongue.



Dolphin penis <==================> Human tongue

Nope, I'm fairly sure I know which I would prefer!
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Following on from the sad demise of Scott Walker this week (see Celebrity RIP thread):
The Walker Brothers weren't actually brothers. And none of them were really named Walker either. Thumbs Up


A bit like the band Thompson Twins, the most famous line up comprising two men (one of whom was black) and a woman, plus various others, none of them blood related, or called Thompson.

Or the Japanese band Pizzicato Five, who only numbered five for the briefest of moments, more often two, three or four.
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ste wrote:
their penises are prehensile in a similar way to the human tongue.



Dolphin penis <==================> Human tongue

Nope, I'm fairly sure I know which I would prefer!


Hellkat do not Google monkeys penis. (they can insert a bone at will to make them useable and at will)
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ste wrote:
their penises are prehensile in a similar way to the human tongue.



Dolphin penis <==================> Human tongue

Nope, I'm fairly sure I know which I would prefer!


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PostPosted: 13:16 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Following on from the sad demise of Scott Walker this week (see Celebrity RIP thread):
The Walker Brothers weren't actually brothers. And none of them were really named Walker either. Thumbs Up


A bit like the band Thompson Twins, the most famous line up comprising two men (one of whom was black) and a woman, plus various others, none of them blood related, or called Thompson.

Or the Japanese band Pizzicato Five, who only numbered five for the briefest of moments, more often two, three or four.


Or the Alabama 3. They're not from Alabama and there's more than 3 of them.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some female dolphins have evolved a secret weapon in their sexual arms race with males: vaginas that protect them from fertilisation by unwelcome partners.

Penises come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, especially in dolphins and other cetaceans. That seems to imply a similar diversity in vaginas, but Dara Orbach of Dalhousie University, Canada, says there is “a huge lag” in our understanding of female genitalia.

That is partly because it is tricky to visualise vaginal structure. To overcome this problem, Orbach has created silicone moulds of cetaceans’ vaginas, revealing complex folds and spirals.

“There’s this unparalleled level of vaginal diversity that we had no idea existed before,” Orbach says.

Similarly complex vaginal structures are found in several species of duck.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2150052-female-dolphins-have-weaponised-their-vaginas-to-fend-off-males/
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And we dared to think we were top of the tree. Evolutionary chastidy belts.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://nationalpost.com/news/report-the-only-thing-stopping-dolphins-from-destroying-us-is-a-lack-of-hands
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing stopping dolphins is rampant goat sex.
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
The only thing stopping dolphins is rampant goat sex.


Are there any clips?
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's illegal to ride a camel through London if it's over 9ft tall.
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up until 1976 taxi driver had to carry a bale of hay for their horse...

John Thomas of the Licensed Taxi Drivers Association says, the law did exist at one time but it is not a requirement any more - it was finally removed from the law books in 1976.


My daughter has a bales worth of loose hay in her car at all times. It itches. Embarassed

If she opens the boot her horse starts chomping Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 08 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
bhinso wrote:
The only thing stopping dolphins is rampant goat sex.


Are there any clips?

We Found 38 Clips With "Stopping Dolphins"
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 08 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bee's make honey using the nectar of the flowers, not the pollen.

I realise this is obvious to most, but it was a fact that seemed to pass me by.
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