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MCN
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 30 Mar 2019    Post subject: Apple Bastirt Reply with quote

Fukin iPod.
Fukin iPhone.
Fukin' iTunes.
Basirt Apple.
Mad

Indecipherable corporate pish.
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 30 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great post, fantastic contribution fam.

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Indecipherable pish.


Ironic. Your post was exactly that.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 30 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Great post, fantastic contribution fam.

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Indecipherable pish.


Ironic. Your post was exactly that.


I was emotional.

My list of reasons to not love aPple is limitless.

Smile
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 31 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:


My list of reasons to not love aPple is limitless.

Smile


..which make you a man to be admired.
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 31 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
Great post, fantastic contribution fam.

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Indecipherable pish.


Ironic. Your post was exactly that.


I was emotional.

My list of reasons to not love aPple is limitless.

Smile

I hear you man.
And what about Android and their obsession with sweets and biscuits.
Overheard in a cafe, two speccy youts.
'Yeah like. I prefer the Ice Cream Sandwich 4.0.3 operating system. Like its soooo cool.'
'I know. but if I'm like running Java apps I have to use Jelly Bean 2.1.7, like, cos its like faster like'
'Yeah I know like. But have you tried Oreo?'

Whaaaaaaat.
I just want to slap them and say noooooooo. Version 1, version 2 version 3.... not bloody lollipops and marshmallows.
AND stop with the 'like' ten times a sentence....
Not COOL.

Ooh I shooda posted this in Grinds my Gears.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is one of the few things of the hipster/snowflake generation that REALLY twists my nips.

Everything is so goddam childified.

Sure, its fun when you are grown-up to be able to enjoy childish things like ice-creams with sprinkles, or jigsaws. But this pack of cunts take it to the next level. I honestly don't think they ever grow out of them.

You go about wanting to be an adult, then it finally happens and turns out to be pretty boring, but then when you get round to having kids, you rediscover the pleasure of being able to eat pink wafer biscuits, watching The Jungle Book* or colouring in with crayons again.

Not millenials. They're still doing it from the first time Rolling Eyes



*I love how kids are so impressed when you know ALL the words to "I Wanna Be Like You" Cool
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a 6S... I like it...

FITE ME!
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

fuk you arnorl
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
That is one of the few things of the hipster/snowflake generation that REALLY twists my nips.

Everything is so goddam childified.

Sure, its fun when you are grown-up to be able to enjoy childish things like ice-creams with sprinkles, or jigsaws. But this pack of cunts take it to the next level. I honestly don't think they ever grow out of them.

You go about wanting to be an adult, then it finally happens and turns out to be pretty boring, but then when you get round to having kids, you rediscover the pleasure of being able to eat pink wafer biscuits, watching The Jungle Book* or colouring in with crayons again.



Teaching your kids to pull them apart without breaking them and then licking the cream off, much to the disgust of wifie. Thumbs Up

I now do it with my grand kids and my daughter who loved doing it now tells me off for teaching her kids bad habits. Cool
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Apple question.

If all their stuff is i-xxxx why is BBC's catchup called the i-player. I would have thought Apples corporate lawyers would have been all over that. Thinking
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmmm

Good question!
I reckon Apple's on the way out, now that that Saudi Oil company is beating it in profits.


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PostPosted: 17:12 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
why is BBC's catchup called the i-player. I would have thought Apples corporate lawyers would have been all over that

Well BBC's iPlayer has certainly been around longer than the iPhone or iPad (though not the iPod). I imagine the Beeb got in there first with the trademark.
AFAIKR although the iPod was around, that whole i-xxxx naming obsession didn't really happen till later, did it?
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