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Ste
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS!

Just leave the dick in. They like dicks. Dolphins have dicks they like touched and some people here have touched Freddy..

Op do you touch dolphins?
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PostPosted: 01:16 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly never had the opportunity Sad
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come to Amble in Northumberland.
Let the fisherfolk know you're there and waiting and they'll haul another Freddy in for you.
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amble, Northumberland. A port town where time struggles to get in. True this: Was in a shop and thought I was going to get mugged for my clothes. Take a look around the town and shell suits are high fashion. Half the population still wear white cotton baggy jeans and matching shirts/blouses - the other half wear jump suits and high heels.
Do not visit Amble. Amble might be on the coastal route where the many castles are sited but OMG they'll have you.
(if visiting Shilbottle I can provide a telephone number and address of a very welcoming 'large' lady. She'll keep you warm at night though you'll have to pay her £2 to go to bingo beforehand)
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read that as Shitbottle.
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is already a signpost where the 'l' has been doctored to read 't'. Those Geordie comedians are ahead of you!
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've noticed a recent trend in BCF that it seems to be threads started by HarleyDavidson that end up going way off topic.
Like one in General Bike Chat which went so bad he tried to start another and then that went potato.
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's his first day.
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Live and learn!

I was considering writing up the refurb of the faux-cruiser in the photo section but it'd just be quicker to upload goatse instead Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

goatsex?
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
goatsex?


You don't know goatse?! Let me introduce you...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goatse
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

SFW????
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
SFW????

No.

https://goatse.ru/

It's not work safe.
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's only been here a few weeks and he's traumatised me. I'll never feel the same when someone says 'I like your goatee'.

Crying or Very sad <- Me being traumatised.
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to know about goat-sex, it is rife in the hills around Todmorden near where I live. It is so bad that Environmental Health have an open complaints file due to the nocturnal sound of bleating...
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is one mighty fine thread.

Needs more goat sex though Sad
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
This is one mighty fine thread.

Needs more goat sex though Sad


Are you getting horny? Do you feel baaad about it or are you kidding?
(seriously stopping with that last one!)

Erm.. let's talk about transformer cooling oil instead.
Op do you like warm oil?
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 05 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A typical night out in Tod is an Elvis impersonator, a fight then either the big city (Rochdale or Burnley) or up into the hills for a goat.

Ever wondered why goats live on steep ledges? It isn't for the best foraging, it is because the drunks can't balance so have to hang on and cuddle...
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PostPosted: 07:36 - 06 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

So... do you watch goat sex Diggs? You seem well versed or do you have a herd of them and worry that they're being worried??

Sounds like an awesome place to be fair (not for the goats..). Blyth on Friday nights was awesome. Beer, more beer, women, beer and then at 10.30 every evening you'd be guaranteed a fight at a pub. Just stand near the back and wait. Two 20 year olds would slightly touch as they walked to the bar and that was it - FIGHT! 20 minutes of free boxing and then you'd leave for a bag of chips (with added women) and catch the last bus home.
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 06 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
So... do you watch goat sex Diggs? You seem well versed or do you have a herd of them and worry that they're being worried?


Never witnessed it personally, but do know someone in Environmental Health who receives noise complaints about the sound of goat-shagging on a regular basis. No iffs or butts, it does go on....

Ahhh, the good old days when you would be guaranteed a skinful, a fight and chips on the way home plus change from a tenner!
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 06 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you're showing your age.

I don't know what goat sex sounds like but I know what duck sex sounds like. When I was at university I had a room right next to the moat, and first thing every morning they were all at it.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Now you're showing your age.

I don't know what goat sex sounds like but I know what duck sex sounds like. When I was at university I had a room right next to the moat, and first thing every morning they were all at it.


Ducks don't have sex, it's gang rape.
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like toads. Males fight over a female by gripping onto her. You'll find a football sized lump of toads with a female in the middle.

Op - do you like toads?
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 participants said they enjoyed gang rape."

Sister Sledge wrote:
Like toads. Males fight over a female by gripping onto her. You'll find a football sized lump of toads with a female in the middle.

Op - do you like toads?


Depends... are they the ones you lick?
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