Somewhat (un)interesting things I didn't realise.

[MCN]

A Standing Cock Hath no Conscience.
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[bhinso]

Man who walk through airport turn style sideways going to Bangkok.

[Chinaboy]

[MCN]

[grr666]

I was scanned at Bangkok airport about two weeks ago on my return to UK. They found my cock ring but opted to
wave me through rather than continue their search. I also high-fived a pair of (fit) chinese stewardesses while
my wife in the next queue watched on helplessly.
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[bhinso]

IT'S OFFICIAL:

TOWIE's Chloe Sims CONFIRMS she's dating Dan Edgar


IT'S OFFICIAL:

I don't give a shit.

[Freddyfruitba...]

Following on from the sad demise of Scott Walker this week (see Celebrity RIP thread):
The Walker Brothers weren't actually brothers. And none of them were really named Walker either.
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[bhinso]

Next you'll be telling me they didn't make crisps.

[Pjay]

Of all the people in history that have reached 65 years of age, half of them are living right now.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627550-100-the-shock-of-the-old-welcome-to-the-elderly-age/
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[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[Shaft]

[Sister Sledge]

[MCN]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Ste]

Some female dolphins have evolved a secret weapon in their sexual arms race with males: vaginas that protect them from fertilisation by unwelcome partners.

Penises come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, especially in dolphins and other cetaceans. That seems to imply a similar diversity in vaginas, but Dara Orbach of Dalhousie University, Canada, says there is “a huge lag” in our understanding of female genitalia.

That is partly because it is tricky to visualise vaginal structure. To overcome this problem, Orbach has created silicone moulds of cetaceans’ vaginas, revealing complex folds and spirals.

“There’s this unparalleled level of vaginal diversity that we had no idea existed before,” Orbach says.

Similarly complex vaginal structures are found in several species of duck.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2150052-female-dolphins-have-weaponised-their-vaginas-to-fend-off-males/

[bhinso]

And we dared to think we were top of the tree. Evolutionary chastidy belts.

[Ste]

https://nationalpost.com/news/report-the-only-thing-stopping-dolphins-from-destroying-us-is-a-lack-of-hands

[bhinso]

The only thing stopping dolphins is rampant goat sex.

[MCN]

[Easy-X]

It's illegal to ride a camel through London if it's over 9ft tall.
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[Polarbear]

Up until 1976 taxi driver had to carry a bale of hay for their horse...

John Thomas of the Licensed Taxi Drivers Association says, the law did exist at one time but it is not a requirement any more - it was finally removed from the law books in 1976.

My daughter has a bales worth of loose hay in her car at all times. It itches.

If she opens the boot her horse starts chomping
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[Ste]

[Bubbs]

Bee's make honey using the nectar of the flowers, not the pollen.

I realise this is obvious to most, but it was a fact that seemed to pass me by.
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