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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Met my new neighbour properly today. She's 4'6" tall, 90 and awesome!
She took a parcel in for me today and we got chatting outside our homes. She's been worried about making noise and was scared to turn her telly up - I replied with what!
Told her to make whatever noise she fancies and if she's having a party I want an invite.
Bout time I had a decent neighbour here - they've (mostly) been miserable buggers.
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
90


Don't get too attached.
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Or do the opposite.


Lick the Granny I say.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right today was bare jokes fam, stuck fakeupdate.net on my work mates surface pro disconnected his keyboard and he sat there for a good 20 -30 minutes to wait for it to get to 100% before seeing it tick over to 101% then realise someone was messing with him
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:

Err no thanks, I prefer a wooden shed and I'm buying from my local garden center, I know it's a lot of money but the previous shed lasted over 40 years. I've also been advised against a metal shed, in fact I posed the question about sheds last year on this very forum.


Just an example, I had a metal pent roof one and it was fine never rusted or needed paint. I don't understand why so expensive and then the cheek to bung another 7 quid delivery on top.

https://www.buyshedsdirect.co.uk/8-x-6-windsor-shiplap-double-door-shed
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pol day tomorrow


a day out with mates and cars




(pol = pride of Longbridge)

not Longbridge pride which also happens but later in the year
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a HUGE top of my lungs screaming argument with my ex-husband ... and I feel much better. Laughing

I've not needed (or wanted) to have a shouty domestic for years.

But all the exhaustion, frustration and worry of the last few weeks just got to me one last time.

So when he yelled at me, I fucking well yelled back. And then I cried. And then I invoked the potential heart-brokenness of our daughter if he died, which made him back down and behave his fucking self.

Grouchy old wanker Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:47 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its only really possible to understand why this has oiled my gears if you know the guy.

But trust me ... it was exactly what was required.
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard today that the CB250 I recently sold has a new owner, bike shop phoned me today and asked if I had any spares for the bike.

I've gathered a small collection of bits and pieces for the bike, brake shoes, foot rest mountings, air filters which I will take in when the shop does my next chain and sprocket kit.

Also oiling the gears is that I spoke to the contractor who is going to build my shed for me. It's going cost me about £100 which is Cheap!

The contractor does lots of work for the garden centre who is providing my shed so no issues there. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 14 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remembered the chorizo I stole from my ex-husband's kitchen, it was still in my fridge, yay.

And I am now cooking it with a tin of cannellini beans, a sprinkle of dried fried onions, and half a glass of white wine. Unusually for my ex, there was also a jar of Ragu so I am probably going to put that in, but I don't like the taste of manufactured sauces, thanks to his efforts in the past - he never used to use pre-made sauces, he almost always made them from scratch with garlic, onions, herbs and tinned tomatoes or passata.

Anyway, it smells fucking awesome as it is, already - so I might not bother with the Ragu at all.

I also liberated some fancy pasta which I will shortly also be cooking up and eating the sauce with. Fair play to the fella, he always buys decent ingredients.

He has his uses, the grouchy old sot Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 14 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was on my boat at the Globe pub when this chuffed passed. Wub

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PostPosted: 14:09 - 15 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


I hope itís passed the latest emissions regulations?, does it have ABS? Smile
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 15 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


I hope itís passed the latest emissions regulations?, does it have ABS? Smile


No brakes, smokes like a 60 a day woodbine user, toots like the Queen Mary and smells of hot oil and coal fires.

What's not to love. Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 15 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ What's not to love? It's too small.

What oiled my gears?
I slept well last night. No night terrors, no annoying erections, not too hot, not too cold. I just slept. Awesome!
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got a small windfall today, of just under £1.5k

handy as bikes MOT's and insurance are due Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Got a small windfall today, of just under £1.5k

handy as bikes MOT's and insurance are due Thumbs Up


Nice.

Can you ask the windfall fairy to stop off at my place as well. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watching my dog run around on Caister beach like an absolute loon and making instant doggy mates with all he met.
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Got a small windfall today, of just under £1.5k

handy as bikes MOT's and insurance are due Thumbs Up


Windrush Windfall?
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:07 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Friday!

For some reason, people in one of the most atheist countries in Europe celebrate Easter which means I've got a few days off. Going back to work on Wednesday next week. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have had a black spot on the outside of my right thigh since summer last year, looking like skinned-over blackhead. Didn't know what it was.

After having a go at it a few times in the past, and making it messy, I let it calm down for a couple of months.

So today I gave it a good old poke with the sharp tip of my pen-knife, and pushed down next to it, and a sodding great thorn leapt out, 3/4" (20mm) long, onto my thumbnail.

Amazing! No pain from the thorn, but much satisfaction now it's out!
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Redbull soapbox racing on the telly.
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Boss wanted me to do 2pm-10pm today , but I failed to answer the phone Laughing .

ďYou rang me?, sorry boss I was out and didnít hear my phone ringĒ Smile Whistle
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got the Snarley back on the road after three and a bit very long years.

I only rode it from Shepherds Bush round to North Finchley, and I ache all over this morning.

But am grinning from ear to ear.

Next plan is to get the GSX back on the road, might take a while but so long as I have wheels, I have gone from being a fluffy Old Dear back into a menace on two wheels.

The Urban Warrior Princess rides again! Yay.
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My other house (I own a quarter of it) has just been sold for 225k.
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