Gash repair competition

[chickenstrip]

Photos of your most "fuck it, it'll do" bike repairs please.
First prize is to be entirely forgotten and lost among all the old threads.

Just to leave poor old Wyberton John's help request thread in the workshop section to continue on topic

Repeat post:

https://i.postimg.cc/qv12xdQg/DSCF0284.jpg

No repairs that were actually designed to impress, thank you, working (more or less) get-arounds only.
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[Sister Sledge]

A gash up here is a slang word for vagina. Just saying..
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[stinkwheel]

Ok. My reply from the same thread.

https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/stinkwheel/gpz/gpzright.jpg

However, the single best bodge repair I've ever witnessed was when a mate went full Burt Munroe after his sidecar wheel fell off (which was highly amusing in itself because he did a showy "lightning turn" on the brakes into a parking space, there was a comedy pause then the wheel went "donk" off sideways). Happily, another mate was on hand to video the incident.

https://youtu.be/iVmBtjoqXfM
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[recman]

"Fuck it, it'll do"?

Oh no no no.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

The one who painted this must've thought "Fuck it"...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=83557
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[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

So I intrepidly googled "vagina bandages" ...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[MCN]

[Sister Sledge]

[MCN]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Riejufixing]

[Sister Sledge]

Oh FFS. You lot know fine well what I mean!
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[Riejufixing]

[chickenstrip]

I apologise for posting this in General Bike Chat
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[MCN]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Riejufixing]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

That would've been lunch. Or possibly tiffin.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[MCN]

High Tea possibly.

Do folk still do High Tea?

I loved High Teas.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

[stinkwheel]

[Sister Sledge]

Happy icing?
Now are we talking about medicinal additives here or happy ending cake? You know - like soggy biscuit??
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[The Shaggy D.A.]