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Shaft
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A lump of Lord Lucan's ashes, held together with the glue made from the boiled remains of Shergar?
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The answer to the problem of clear vision in the rain.
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
Travis Bickle's liver?


This.

Please let it be this.
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wr6133
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaft wrote:
A lump of Lord Lucan's ashes, held together with the glue made from the boiled remains of Shergar?


I wonder what the bidding on eBay would get to for that
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
F-f-f-flounce?
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
F-f-f-flounce?


Hopefully.
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh dear, I posted this and went on the piss and quite forgot about it! My apologies.

I'll give you a clue...

My cat is a cunt.
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Something, something, Cunt.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cat porn.
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
WTF do cats fap over?
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
I posted this and went on the piss and then posted this

FTFY.... surely???
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
WTF do cats fap over?


Nobcat?
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MCN
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
HardlyDavidson wrote:
WTF do cats fap over?


Nobcat?


That's a Phallusy.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
WTF do cats fap over?


OP slitting wrists. I do.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
So what's in the bag?
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You.
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
So what's in the bag?


A rat... I caught it because my cat is a cunt: he catches 'em and lets them go in our front room Sad
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You could have spun it out a bit longer.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Ste wrote:
So what's in the bag?


A rat... I caught it because my cat is a cunt: he catches 'em and lets them go in our front room Sad


Ratcat?
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
You could have spun it out a bit longer.


Exactly the sort of attitude my cat has to catching creatures.
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Ratcat?


Rats, mice, pigeons, frogs, toads, sparrows, squirrels... parakeets. He hasn't taken down any foxes yet but if he can drag it through a cat flap then anything's fair game.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
MCN wrote:
Ratcat?


Rats, mice, pigeons, frogs, toads, sparrows, squirrels... parakeets. He hasn't taken down any foxes yet but if he can drag it through a cat flap then anything's fair game.


Nobs?
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Drag it through a cat fap?
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's the bag of dicks OP needs to eat.
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