So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Riejufixing]

[recman]

[Riejufixing]

[pepperami]

Happy Pepperami is smile today .

My phone stopped accepting a charge over the weekend.
I took it to the I-Shop today.
It took the spotty youth behind the counter five minutes to fix .
Apparently it’s a common problem with these phone.

Bits find their way in the little charging port and can’t get out and stop you getting the little pluggy in thing getting all the way in.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[chickenstrip]

Gave you a " Cool", because Peppers is usually so grumpy
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[pepperami]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Riejufixing]

Took me ol' mum to the horspital. Pushed the wheelchair into a lift, which already contained a large agricultural-looking gentleman, and an other gentleman in a green turban, and a lady with an infant in a pushchair and several more children, and Colonel Mustard in a sports jacket. A nondescript person also got in, then two policemen with yellow hi-viz jackets on.

Just before the doors closed, the nondescript person jumped out. "THERE HE IS" yelled the policemen, who'd both been standing right next to him, and charged out of the closing door in hot pursuit.

For some reason it seemed rather funny. They got their man, who was, according to the receptionist, a patient.

[hellkat]

*googles "Thread Lock"*

Thank you Phoomeister *mwah* I shall investigate this nail varnish phenomenon on the weekend when I get home.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Today I am awarding myself a medal for being "athletic" enough (at aged 57+3/4s) to have got myself through a tiny bathroom window when I locked myself out in the back yard, whilst Max was still in the house.

Thank God it was one of those windows that opens right out to 90 degrees, else I would have had NO chance. I was surprised that my fat arse even fit through it at all

Clad only in a singlet and stretch leggings (no underwear) I somehow managed to climb up onto one of those plastic food-waste containers that the more right-on of the London councils give out to their residents, whilst giving myself a leg up from a couple of plastic shoeboxes. Then I managed to wiggle my way hand over hand into the bath until I could get one leg into the window and over the ledge of the bath.

By the time I managed to get two hands into the bath and hand-walk into it so that I didn't end up crashing into it and breaking my arm or my nose (or both) - my tits fell consecutively out of the singlet and dangled there helpfully, causing me to have to stop and laugh, which only made them wobble more. I was nearly apoplectic with hilarity and it was the most dangerous moment of the whole exercise, fucks sake.

I can't imagine what any neighbours might have thought, had they chanced to look out their window at that very moment

Max helped out enormously by running in and out of the bathroom, wagging his tail, and enthusiastically sniffing my arse whilst I was half way in with one leg on the floor and the other still in the window.

Thanks Maxie, you're such a pal!
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[bhinso]

[hellkat]

After work today I filtered like a motherfucker through Chelsea and up onto the A40 and round the North Circ.

But by the time I got to Park Royal I was fed up of playing Traffic Tetris, so I got off to have a cup of coffee and something to eat at the Ace Caff.

It was Harley night (surprise!) and I met some very nice people, who were not posers or gangster wannabes.

#civilised
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Notice handed in.
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[grr666]

My birthday today. 46 years old. I have planned some weed (already made a start on that), beer (when the pub
opens, my landlords buying my beer today cos I walk his dog a lot) and posh burgers at Hubbox this evening. As I
always do on my birthday, I will start the day with a shave. Only task I have to do is walk the dog which I enjoy
anyway especially as it will lead me to some free beer. No gifts this year but that's okay, I don't want for much really.
Mum and a couple of my longer serving pals got me a card so that was nice too.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[recman]

[hellkat]

You don't look that old
Hope you have a great day xx
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[grr666]

Am visiting wife's relatives up in Bedford. She doesn't get to see them very often. Oiling my gears is how my wifes aunts fella, a large black gentleman called Clive got me in a bag of weed for last night without me even asking him to. Got a bit left to take home too. Top man. Took the edge off all the time spent with dogs and kids going mental.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Finally having a watertight garage roof. Only took me two years to fix it properly.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Easy-X]

[bhinso]

I dunno, is it sex related?

[bhinso]

At the doctors, best exchange of the day. Old bloke comes in:

Old bloke: I have an appointment to have my ears syringed.

Receptionist: Room 16

Old bloke: Pardon?

lol.

[hellkat]

The bodies of two women have been found in a freezer about three streets away from where I live.



Apparently the rozzers have a blue tent up in the back garden.
Woot!
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[Courier265]

My latest Suzuki Inazuma had one hell of a work out yesterday, Started in Kent, up to London, up to Harlow (essex) and by 5:30 I was in Thatcham Berkshire.
BUT, just as I deliver the Thatcham I get job details for a collection in Bichester (oxford), So I collect package, back into London and home.
I racked up over 300 miles during the day and got a chance to really open the bike up. Gears well oiled.

Today, woke up knackered but thankfully my controller cut me a lot of slack, had an easy day but still managed a hack down the A3 to cobham, upto Kingston,
Teddington then Chelsea. Rest of the day was around Notting Hill and Shepards Bush, Home early.

SO the bike has really had a good workout and at least the tyres are now working properly.
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CBF500 - 2 x Inazuma 250

[Easy-X]

...and in complete contrast my little jaunt was from Tolworth to Surbiton in my lunch hour

Even the few minutes, there and back, in the sunshine was like meditation. If I still had the car it would have taken longer to find a parking space than complete the journey!
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter