Retards, retards everywhere...

[bhinso]

No, I'm not allowed on motorways cos i'm not grown up enough

[MCN]

Shit... Is this one of those groomer traps?

Not again...
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[thx1138]

when I sell motorcycles on ebay classifieds, I end up typing something like -
The asking price is the lowest price - this is the price I want, if it doesn't sell I'll keep it, please do not message me with an offer as I will not respond

it reduces the amount of annoying messages, but doesn't eliminate them

[MCN]

[andyscooter]

im trying to buy a set of wheels for new car


all sellers seem to be fucktards at the moment

got one who will sell them to me but its a 40 mile trip and I cant go after 6 as kids will be asleep

but they are busy all weekend so cant go til Tuesday

im at work til 5 so doesn't give me much time to get there in rush hour traffic does it
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if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[stinkwheel]

I once had someone offering me half the asking price for a van (we're talking £500 for a running van with 6 months MOT and a roof rack which would sell for a couple of hundred by itself). He kept at it. Then someone came along, handed over £500 and drove it away.

The original fuckwit KEPT messaging me asking why I'd marked it as sold, saying he had been going to buy it this weekend for £250. I told him I'd sold it for the asking price but he wouldn't have it, wouldn't be told. Had to block him.

I now sell cheap vehicles by parking/leaving it at the side of the road with a "for sale, enquire within" sign on. It immediately removes the not turning up aspect.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[FretGrinder]

My favourite sentence that puts me right off buying from anyone is -

"Should go though MOT"

It's then that you look up the registration number on the government website to check the previous MOT (unless they've covered up the registration on the pictures, which is suspicious in itself) and realise there's a long list of advisories that were probably ignored because the owner decides that they'll be fine next year.

Then they'll moan like fuck about a massive MOT bill, so, to avoid all the hassle, they'll sell it to some poor unsuspecting mug.
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[johnsmith222]

"MUCH?" is my favourite one.

[pepperami]

[MCN]

[andyscooter]

other one with vehicles is have green slip but no v5c

im guessing most of these are either bought and found to be fucked

or written off so dvla wont issue a new one
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if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Evil Hans]

[MCN]

eBay is great when it works but traumatic when it fails.
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[Blah blah]

I recently 'sold' a car on ebay for less than a grand as I needed it gone within a week of the auction ending.

The people who won then ignored every message and text over the next 10 days - every time I called they were busy / with someone and would call back. Didn't stop the cheeky fookers using my ebay pictures on their website though...

On the 11th day I cancelled the sale and rang the second highest bidder who paid and collected it the next day.

The original winners then rang a couple of days later "we've been a bit busy and can probably collect sometime next week..." "tough s hit" was my reply, "I've scrapped it".

[Ste]

[Bubbs]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[MCN]

[bhinso]

Saturday nights alright for fiteing

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

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This threads rapidly becoming a club for people with small Man syndrome.
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Jaguar S Type 3.0 V6 Sport R, VW Transporter T5 GP LWB Shuttle 140ps DSG.

[kawakid]

I sold my ps4 on Facebook recently, 1Tb and it went for £125.

I'm fed up with eBay scams, postage, buyers claiming not received and eBay always siding with the buyer.

I had the issue that many of the buyers looked dodgy, posing with cars, nuckle tats and more, not the sort of People I wanted around my gaff.

In the end sold it to a teaching assistant with kids and a town fan. Could have sold it for more to the Romania gentlemen, but I'm glad it went to a better home.
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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]