So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Ste]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

First ride out on the Mille R.


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[Easy-X]

Sold my hand-made fixie bike this evening through eBay.

Nice chap paid me 3 weeks ago for it and asked if I could hang on to it until he was passing... on his barge! So I cycled over to the river on said bike on one of this summer's rare pleasant evenings to personally deliver it.

Typical off-grid barge set up: diesel engine smaller than my scooter, solar panels, veggie plot on roof. Looks like I've just helped out what the local Nazis residents would term a "slum boat."

Bonus
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[Sister Sledge]

Two separate dates lined up this week and a third woman sniffing around who's obviously interested too. My pheromones must be glowing or something!
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CCM 404 DS

[Diggs]

[Sister Sledge]

I've been through a bleak desert I tell you.
This will be a good week.
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[hellkat]

I've got a new one sniffing round as well.
I've forgotten how to be nice to 'em. It all sounds so lame. Oh dear
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[Sister Sledge]

[Riejufixing]

What?

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I just had Morleys for me tea.
God I love that chicken. Their BBQ sauce is like the love sauce of the gods. Bukake me with Morleys BBQ sauce and I'll lick it all off like a good girl #depraved

Still annoyed that he's using yesterdays chicken, though. I've been to the one at Bricklayers several times now (cos I don't wanna get inside the ULEZ zone, and that's the only Morleys I go past) ... and its always just a little bit tough, like it was cooked yesterday. I think its cos of the time I go there

I need to be going to a Morleys that is cooking TODAYS chicken, not just heating up yesterdays and slapping barbecue sauce on top of it.

But I'm always so STARVING when I go there, that I mostly enjoy it anyway.
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[Howling Terror]

It's been touch n go with one thing and another but the summer solstice jam session is on.

I am not practising in any shape or form.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9clQB6WwAAx-D3.jpg

It's on Friday so expecting heroic levels of intoxication beyond what is expected at these kind of things.

[edit]
Howard (the only pro amongst us) will be joining on keys.
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[hellkat]

Solistice, yay.
Down the slippery slope to winter. I'm so happy I could spew.

The good thing about Friday being solstice is that with the longest day/shortest night, seeing as how I have been invited to "stop out" for the first time, I might not have to endure too much jigijig, I can get up and be all esoteric with the sunrise, etc.

Alternatively ... Whats the protocol on getting drunk and crashing out before putting out, these days? I'm not a fan of throwing up all over myself to put off a potential suitor.

I celebrate winter solstice more cos I'm happier when the days start getting longer, not shorter.
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[Howling Terror]

Drunk sex is....I never remember really. One time had it off on the bowling green. It may have been good but I doubt it.
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[hellkat]

I throw up if I get too drunk.
I really rather would get stoned, but I think this one is too straight for that sort of malarkey.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Howling Terror]

...just remembered. We'd had a take out curry and I got curry juice on her clothing. Ahh to be young with curry fingers.
I knew how to treat a lady to a good night out, not like these days where they'll do it anywhere and probably have hand wipes
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[recman]

[Polarbear]

[Riejufixing]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Ste and the not-so-little-but-still-titchy bastard have resulted in raising the ire of the local school's headmaster to the extent that a whole assembly was dedicated to their activities.

From what I can gather, it's something to do with stickers.....
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[Ste]

[McHattrick]

Well it seems to me, if people at the Bowling Club were taking a bit more notice of Ste's stickers, we wouldn't be losing quite so many Jacks.
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[Nobby the Bastard]