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hellkat
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you not know some thrombotic herbert amongst your other hapless neighbours who could lend you some of their warfarin?
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King29
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Do you not know some thrombotic herbert amongst your other hapless neighbours who could lend you some of their warfarin?



No, unfortunately no. I think Brian is immune to everything, he is the fattest rat I've ever seen. Twice as big as the others, sleep all day, party all night, shag whenever. Better life than I've got.
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PostPosted: 05:33 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've been rooting for Brian all along. Brian's are the coolest. Cool
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https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/montypython/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian/gif/qwxY7CCGSswW.gif
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Ste
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
Brian is immune to everything

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https://thebritishrattrap.com/news/doesnt-kill-makes-stronger-rats-develop-resistance-poisons/

https://bpca.org.uk/News-and-Blog/surge-in-poison-resistant-rat-numbers

Tabloids write the best articles: Laughing

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mutant-super-rats-immune-poisons-12036891
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Borrow a Jack Russel or use and air rifle. Thumbs Up
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Minty
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or just get a jack Russell armed with an air rifle.
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Howzabout an air rifle that shoots Jack Russell's?
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hedgehugger wrote:
Howzabout an air rifle that shoots Jack Russell's?


That's what will happen if Brian overcomes the Jack Russell with the air rifle. Pale
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
She is out tonight at bingo. I have a jack Russell I can borrow to see if it can catch anything. Will video it later.
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
This thread is nearly two weeks old. Do we think the rat population has increased in that time?
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Fuck! If I lived near there, my Lawrence would have been bringing baby rats home on a daily basis and eating their brains in front of me. He loves a nest of choice baby rats, does Lal.
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OK. Jen the Jack Russell has been collected (that's really her name), we are good to go. I'll get into her property and kick the washing machine a bit and see what happens.

Hopefully Jen will go full psycho and rip their little legs off.
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Ste
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King29 wrote:
OK. Jen the Jack Russell has been collected (that's really her name), we are good to go. I'll get into her property and kick the washing machine a bit and see what happens.

Hopefully Jen will go full psycho and rip their little legs off.

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PostPosted: 21:01 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
OK. Jen the Jack Russell has been collected (that's really her name), we are good to go. I'll get into her property and kick the washing machine a bit and see what happens.

Hopefully Jen will go full psycho and rip their little legs off.


Gee her up a bit by being excited and saying "Rats! Rats!" "Get 'em, get em!", before. Dogs don't kill rats by biting them to death or pulling their legs off, BTW. They tend to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Pyu-Cj0gg

Some dogs are useless at ratting. Some will kill 3 a minute.... those little white ones look good, but they shouldn't be allowed to eat them like that or they get full and stop.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Riejufixing wrote:
Some will kill 3 a minute....

So Jen the Jack Russell might only need a few hours to kill Brian and all his rat friends.

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Video shot. Uploading now.
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Riejufixing wrote:
Some will kill 3 a minute....

So Jen the Jack Russell might only need a few hours to kill Brian and all his rat friends.

Laughing

She'd be tired but very happy... don't let Jen eat them at all if they're poisoned....
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://streamable.com/w2a79
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
https://streamable.com/w2a79

She's interested, but perhaps hasn't the killer instinct. Plenty of rats left, though!
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King29
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 27 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jens owner told me that Jen is 14, that might have something to do with it?
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Aww she's too old bless her. The intention's there but then she forgets half way through..
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I don't know if you saw the thread when I cut that Yorkie terriers hair and it went wrong. Well as a way of apologising I walk him once a week, Doreen does bingo Thursday and Friday so I can try tomorrow night with the Yorkie and see if he does a better job?
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