Things you don't want, places you don't want them

[duhawkz]

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2019/aug/25/brown-recluse-spider-womans-ear
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[stinkwheel]

STILL not as bad as a candiru fish.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[duhawkz]

The caniru fish's escapades appear to be largely urban legend
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[MCN]

Snakes on a Plane.
A chap got sick of motherf$ckin' snakes on a motherf$ckin' plane.
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[Ste]

We Found 2 Clips With "Recluse Spider"

[hedgehugger]

Howzabout …. a spider on the back, that I can't see. I had an idea that something might be there, a tickle on the arm, then on the neck, assumed it was one of the many tiny spiders around atm.

Doing stuff in the kitchen and the words "O.M.G a huge spider is on you" come out of hubbies gob. He is useless with insects (I'm ok so long as I can see them or know where they are roughly). His words inspired PANIC!!
I'm squawking at him to get it off me, he's back-pedalling across the kitchen...
Eventually he swipes it with a towel, arms length of course :s
Spider disappeared.

Once it's off I no longer care, cos it's just a spider and it's not on me.
He's concerned cos it's still around.

Found it today, most definitely squished. It wasn't THAT big.

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