Naked pensioner caught having sex with a cow fined £8

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A pervert pensioner was arrested after locals caught him wandering around a field naked after romping with a cow.

Manoon Bunjin, 68, dragged the female cow into bushes in Songkhla, southern Thailand, before mounting the animal.

But the OAP was caught in the act by locals and reported to police - who fined him just £8.

The two-year-old cow, Non was saved by her horrified owner after he spotted the naked man mounting the beast from behind.

The farmer was previously told by neighbours that one of his animals had been sexually assaulted multiple times while she was walking around the field eating grass.

He then found the old man, naked and with his legs covered in semen.

The owner called passers-by to help restrain the elderly man, who refused to admit his bizarre sexual behaviour - claiming that he was only strolling around looking for plants.

The farmer also took pictures of the perv to use as evidence.

Manoon was fined just 300 Baht (£8) for public nudity but escaped punishment for having sex with the cow, as Thailand lacks any bestiality laws.

Lieutenant Colonel Ronan Surawit, Deputy Director of Police Hat Yai Police Station, said: ''We brought him for questioning where he eventually admitted for the scandalous behaviour.

''Maroon was fined for 300 baht (£8) for public nudity before being released.''

Outraged resident Preecha Chaimunee, 50, said: ''I was driving past the area when the owner cried for help, so I help him catch this pervert.

''We saw sperm stains on his legs and also on the area where he tethered the cow. So we thought that he must already finish having sex her when we caught him.''

The lecherous pensioner put his clothes back on and was taken to the police station, where he admitted having sex with the animal before he was caught.

He also said that he had previously had sex with animals several times after seeing his friends doing it and ''enjoying themselves''.

Manoon said: ''The cow was not hurt and I only did it for pleasure. I have friends who have done it before and they told me it felt good so I wanted to try.''

Mr. Green

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Sister Sledge · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Aug 2018 Karma :

Should just buy his own cow and take it indoors.
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Triton Thrasher · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 16 Oct 2012 Karma :

The cow was naked as well. Somewhat provocative!
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It was those pesky udders, hanging there, not covered like any good female should be Whistle

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Tracey Suntan-King · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Nov 2012 Karma :

Clicked on link.

So many questions Shocked

But mainly the second story featured.

"Man accused of sexually assaulting a beaver...."

Dam!
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We Found 579 Clips With "Sex With Cow"

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kerr · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2011 Karma :

How does one drag a cow anywhere? especially a pensioner
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8 quid, you say?
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Please! This whole thread has become udderly ridiculous Rolling Eyes

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The farmer missed a trick. Or rather mussed getting his cow to turn tricks.

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Thailand?

Hmm.. I thought it was going to be another Uddersfield scandal
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Thailand has no bestiality laws.

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It’s a disgusting trait amongst far right folk to whine on about immigrants but then fly off East to rape their children.
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