Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Sister Sledge]

This will be a common one..
Bike insurers.
Old insurer quoted a renewal for this year and it's double what I'd paid last year. Brightside.
Just by chance I've had a quote in through my emails from Hastings Direct. They know it's due from my searches last year. Without even speaking to them yet I've had a quote that's almost a third of what Brightside want!!
Insurers really are chancing b*stards.
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CCM 404 DS

[andyscooter]

next door


hammering at half eight this morning putting up what looks to be a extension made of wood

problem is it will block out light for over half our garden
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Ribenapigeon]

Pleather.

[King29]

Kids, stupid fucking kids. I was on a train this morning, school age kids nearby discussing homework. They have to write a few pages about a famous British person, one suggests he is writing about the famous British explorer Christopher Columbus. He was serious as well. I blame the teachers

[Easy-X]

[Easy-X]

[Sister Sledge]

Do wooden structures not come under different regulation? Sheds and such and classed as 'temporary structures' or something?
My council allows for them but you're only allowed to cover a certain percentage of what land you occupy - might help you get something done if that still applies of it's classed as temporary.
Otherwise a stray firework might hit it..
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CCM 404 DS

[Ribenapigeon]

[King29]

[thx1138]

Gay pride skittles. Not gay pride, that's fine. Skittles sponsoring gay pride, that's fine. But for goodness sake, every Skittle in the limited edition gay pride pack is white. All of them.

It's just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I wanted my skittles mutlitcoloured, not all white ones.


It's almost as traumatic as smarties switching to a hexagongal box from a cardboard tube, and not being able to guess the letter under the lid, and play pea shooters with it afterwards.

[Ste]

[Howling Terror]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I was at the dentists awaiting my first check up in several years when the call came down 'can someone please call an ambulance.

Someone had decided to try and die in the chair I was next in line to get in.

Needless to say I've had to rebook to a later date.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[chickenstrip]

[1198]

End of a 12 hour shift and my opposite number isn’t in the right county. Or even the next one. Bugger shit and wank.

[hellkat]

Someone let their dog shit in my front garden.
Cunts

I had a dog who shat twice a big turds as that, and I picked them up after him every time.

Lazy chav wankers round here.
The countryside is starting to look better and better.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

As I lowered myself into a hot bath tonight, surrounded by scented candles and settled in to enjoy a long soak after a hard day's shopping.....a bleedin giant bluebottle woke up and decided to do loud circuits around my head.

I couldnt see it to swat it in the subdued lighting,

Baztard!
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[growler]

when a wasp dive bombs you and you manage to give it a good swatting
You Know you got it but when you go to dispose of the corpse..............and it's not there!!!!!!
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DILLIGAF

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[hellkat]

fucking listening-in phones

Over the weekend, Potential Newbloke decided to test my tolerance on the subject of pimple-squeezing (ugh), at which point I swiftly made it VERY CLEAR INDEED that I would leave and return to London if he did not cease and desist.

So he did.

But today ... Facebook ad feed brings me this.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Hellcat was clearly in Wiltshire and I didn't get the opportunity to

1) make her a cup of tea,

and

2) inflict her on my wife.

Actually meeting her for the first time would have been nice as well.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

Plus she could have partaken in the traditional smashing in of nobbys back gate.

[CBFcarl]