SV650 exhaust scratched–parking etiquette in central London

[LustyLew]

You could be a complete cunt and park "nose in"?

Put a cheap disc lock on the BMW if you wish to seek revenge.

[Fizzoid]

[Brexit]

[goto10]

Twatty parking, especially as the space they've taken is actually quite wide.
Flick their engine-stop switch in the hope they're a bit dim and waste their battery trying to start.
Unfortunately this sort of parking is par for the course in central London, in general I avoid touching other people's stuff, but over the years I've dragged more than one scooter out of the way due to the owner's monumental stupidity.
(But judging by those photos, I would've probably dragged/bounced my own bike over a bit)
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'12 NC700S & '12 CB600F Hornet [Stolen by some dickless twat] Suzuki GT500 shed

[Brexit]

She called me back just now and she was so apologetic. She asked me what I wanted and I said I didn’t want anything but thanked her for calling back. Hahahaha

[goto10]

[A100man]

[Sister Sledge]

'She asked me what I wanted'
Such a missed opportunity. You could have at least asked if she wore false teeth.
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CCM 404 DS

[hellkat]

Snug parking for a bird, though.
Mad parking skillz, most birds can only park if the space is 10 feet wide.
Well ... ... certainly I would definitely place myself in that cohort
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Vracktal]

London bikes park like cocks and I have the handlebar dents down my fuel tank to show for it.
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2007 BMW R1200R: On road
2009 BMW G650X Challenge: On road
1975 Norton Commando 850: Off road, awaiting recommissioning

[Polarbear]

Get used to it commuting in London.

I would never ever use any bike I had even the tiniest affection for to commute in London, it's going to get scratched, dropped and possibly stolen.

Get a rattlecan shit heap that goes well and looks like a bogie then it MIGHT be left alone.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[BTTD]